Calm down, babe. You'll give yourself an ulcer.
If you think for a second that anyone gives a shit about anything you type, then you should probably just fuck off.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 1:16, archived)

if i thought anybody cared what i typed i'd be on a different board.
and i wouldn't be talking to britney.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 1:20, archived)

Well, you certainly seem awfully upset when someone tells you to fuck off.
Maybe you should just fuck off, and we can be done with all of this?
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 1:21, archived)