NO MANI only appreciate LUNCH THREADS and JMG BASHING
I am over 17 stone and this is how I get my jollies on
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Does this mean If I call you an autistic bellend with no mates who everyone on b3ta wishes were deadthen it won't hurt your feelings because you've used the ignore button for weak people?
because I'd like that
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If I really wanted to upset himI'd tell him that this is a double bluff.
At the moment he thinks it's all banter.
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You write that as if you think anyone cares what you are doing.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:12,
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JMG had posted.Fat people were furious.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:07,
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It actually is.You're some kind of golden prophet.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:13,
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Fuck off back to indoor scarfwearing cockguzzlers monthly.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:08,
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Stop living in a shanty then.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:12,
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Embarrassed that you've linked him as one of /talk's failures, 'shamen' has changed his name to 'plexus'(, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:20, archived)
I changed my name for a time after I put myself on there.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:27,
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Haha, povvo.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:14,
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Close ya fucking legs then.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:17,
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Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:14,
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You're that guy who has sex with children, right?(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:20,
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no pretty much i'm the person who what done it thing does it how'zit whatsnot?oh, that wasn't supposed to be a question.
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God, you're wackyI bet you're giggling to yourself at every post you make.
"This'll tear their shit RIGHT up"
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Can't you just fuck off and catch cancer already?(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:26,
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don't you know what this board is for?i do, i've posted here some odd 27 times.
it's for taking the piss. long as you don't troll anybody or post pictures everybody is real nice.
/talks.
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Or, you could just fuck off.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:31,
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you hurt my feelings.why don't you just go get your own fucking board?
(, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:32, archived)
I don't know, why don't you just fuck off?(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:32,
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don't see a reason to.you are one person who has the ability to ignore me.
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What, and spoil the fun I'd get out of watching you fuck off?(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:34,
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What? It's the internet you retard. Nice to see you've got balls on the mind though.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:37,
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good to see i've got you to start a conversation without the words fuck off.now about them balls.
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You do realise JackAction is 5th dan?(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:41,
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what the fuck is this?i order you to insult my sexuality!
this is the internet dammit.
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Pah, that's nothing.What Joe is he?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:49,
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I'm bored now but if you could fuck off, then that'd be just great.Seriously, there's a whole forum watching us right now. It'd be a whole lot easier if you just fucked off.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:42,
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the fuck are you talking about?nobody gives a shit about this board. just ask the others.
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I've asked around, and they're all pretty sure that you should fuck off as well.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:55,
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you asked the main and links boards? cause i'm pretty sure they don't give a shit, like i said.funny, i don't see you anywhere but here.
by the way, what's mike's archive and should i give a shit?
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I even asked Off Topic. We all agreed that you're a cunt and you should fuck off.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 1:00,
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i'm gonna plead ignorance.what sad fuck(s) would go on some other website to be linked to this board?
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All the ones that think you're a cunt and should fuck off. Cancer's a bonus.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 1:08,
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way to answer a single one of my fucking questions 5th dan.in case you were wondering i've been on this website for five years. when i start taking orders from a cunt like you britney spears will be in a successful relationship.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 1:14, archived)
Calm down, babe. You'll give yourself an ulcer.If you think for a second that anyone gives a shit about anything you type, then you should probably just fuck off.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 1:16,
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if i thought anybody cared what i typed i'd be on a different board.and i wouldn't be talking to britney.
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Well, you certainly seem awfully upset when someone tells you to fuck off.Maybe you should just fuck off, and we can be done with all of this?
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 1:21,
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I thought you were calling him Britney Spears thenI might start calling him Britney myself
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broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 1:16,
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Only if I can start calling you K-Fed.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 1:17,
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Woah, I think we've got one for the WAAAAAAAAAHHHmbulance here.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 25 Nov 2009, 1:19,
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I am going to take this chance to say "Hello!" to everyone reading this thread via Mike's archive(, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:55, archived)
whose user name is it going in under though?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 1:09,
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Thanks Friz! Hello to you tooI am reading this FROM THE FUTURE
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Theoban What of it, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 16:44,
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How fucking dare you.Apologise to him.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:43,
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I've gotta go and pick somebody up now.If there isn't an apology here when I get back........you don't even wanna know.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:50,
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lol is that like a Japanese amputee cat?(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:20,
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So...trying to remember something guys and I know how you always like to be helpful.It's a short story about some midget in a King's chambers who has a funny walk and he goes all mental at the end and you can hear him grinding his teeth and he ends up flying about the room and fucking shit up and that and I can't remember the name of it and it was in English class too many years ago and I'm going to finish this sentence now.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:26,
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The story may well be named after the midget in question.It may not, though.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:27,
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I thought it was by Poe, but I don't think it is.I think there is also some sort of masquerade going on in the story. Maybe if I type out enough shit I'll end up remembering it myself.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:28,
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Oh shit I fucking nailed it guys.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hop-Frog
Thanks for like, nothing.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:29,
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Aww he was a dwarf actually.What a faux par. Feel quite bad now.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:30,
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Macbeth.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:28,
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there weren't no midget in Macbeth(
Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:31,
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Clearly there were, otherwise HBLC wouldn't have said it.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:31,
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that sounds made up(
Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:29,
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Yeah it is made up.Like a lot of stories.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:32,
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I think it's called something like Hop Frog.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:30,
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No worries man.Anytime you need an answer, just post a link to the answer and I'll be more than willing to repost it about a minute later.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:33,
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just in case anyone is reading this and also trying to remember a story they read called "Hop Frog"You can find out that the story you read was called "Hop Frog" by going to google and typing "king midget gait" into the search engine.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:36,
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what is sonic the hedgehog's ringtone?*ring ring, ring ring*
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Lightguy hail satan, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:52,
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