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how was your b'day? I got you a present but I drank it. Sorry man.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 1:17, archived)

I got him a present, but it got stuck up my arse

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 1:18, archived)

I could never stay mad at you, babe.
I got pissed and ate cake. Same as any other day really.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 1:19, archived)

i got him a present, but it went off in an Iraqi marketplace, killing 50.
result!
( scott,, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 1:25, archived)

That's the best kind of present.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 1:26, archived)

Oh man
we laughed and laughed and laughed.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 1:28, archived)