I'm pretty sure if you go up to him and tell him that
he'll punch you just like an actual person. Not fake at all.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:02, archived)

I doubt he would
But hey, he could try...
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:05, archived)

INTERNET HARD MAN RIGHT HERE

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:54, archived)