What can it do that's fantastic?

( Bob Todd whee, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:58, archived)

It can lower your bank balance!
Then you get to be all smug because you paid too much for not much.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:03, archived)

Pay for Steve Job's private plane
which enabled him to get on the list for a liver transplant in 2 separate locations, the fucking shitcunt organ thief.
/just read wiki blog
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:07, archived)