omg ipad and that

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:27, archived)

will it do the washing up?
If not, forget it
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:29, archived)

there's an iWashboard app*
*probably
( spacefish bong!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:37, archived)

You've done it now. It'll happen.
Which calls for this:

b3ta.belm.co.uk/tactical
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:52, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/ee0d0a7dc532064da1b6/doublefacepalm.png
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:53, archived)

NO U
b3ta.belm.co.uk/doublefacepalm
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:54, archived)

Top facepalming right there.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:56, archived)

api.ning.com/files/1jubPugz8Rkw85Ga8KbyA34hFsle1UuT9pAOZNahLfRldGBDa-e5*zHOK*YvfDW-dhz-Epc2Y5BlF5kyqQd4XJknQiBdv3Im/epicfacepalm.jpg
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:59, archived)

I'm hoping for the iSkiffle app

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:46, archived)

i'm TOTALLY stealing that idea from you
thanks!
( spacefish bong!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:50, archived)

Yeah, it looks pretty snaz.
I'd prefer a ball gown at the moment though.... and a tall dark and handsome man to take me to the ball.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:30, archived)

I'm having a clear out.
Do I need to keep boxes for all the electrical equipment I own? I'm sure that I do because my dad once told me to, but I'm not sure why.

Also, eBay won't let me sell my iPod charger. I can't use it because the touch isn't firewire compatible. It seems a shame to just chuck it.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:30, archived)

Also, does anyone know if it is easy to put a UK plug on an EU appliance?
I'll soon find out.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:31, archived)

Yes.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:33, archived)

Yes.
Or you could just jam the two-pin plug into a three pin socket as they're roughly the same distance apart.

This is both stupid and lazy.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:33, archived)

I tried that but it didn't work properly.
This has been one of the jobs I've been meaning to get around to for two years.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:34, archived)

It works! Yesssssssssss.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:55, archived)

Oh god.
A woman has done wiring. Everybody in the area prepare for a power cut and a massive fire.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:56, archived)

I think you are a bit of a sexist.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:57, archived)

You think like a feeble woman.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:20, archived)

Homophobic too.
Nice.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:30, archived)

Get away from me, you bummer.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:30, archived)

not without pushing something into the earth terminal to disengage the saftey covers on the phases

( mongychops, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:36, archived)

Yup.
The best thing for opening the safety covers is the prong of one of those fucking stupid "safety" plug things for "protecting" children.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:38, archived)

wacky strikethrough
"safety" plug things for "protecting"
( spacefish bong!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:39, archived)

............................v
STRIKTHOOS 00 ARE NOT WAKI
...........................O
( vladimir, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:47, archived)

yes i have done it
there's just no earth wire to worry about.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:46, archived)

Except when there is.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:53, archived)

Only if you have OCD.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:32, archived)

Put your iPod charger on Freecycle
and pickpocket the cunt that comes round to collect it.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:46, archived)

Have done. As well as the old hairdrier without a plug. Worth a shot.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:08, archived)

omg i am sooooo buying 1!!

( moohalaa, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:32, archived)

This comes as something of a surprise.
If the wireless connectivity is good then I'd vaguely like one for lazy browsing around the house. And by 'lazy browsing' I mean masturbation.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:35, archived)

You'd get the shiny screen all messy.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:36, archived)

I'd like something to replace my netbook for bedroom internetting
or kitchen-wall mounted movies while I cook than lugging the bastard of an iMac around my flat.

Plus it's Apple, and the pinks love that.
( moohalaa, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:37, archived)

Typing on a full-size keyboard on the same plane as you're reading
sounds like a great recipe for RSI and a fucked up back.

/old
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:39, archived)

EEH, THE PRICE OF TEA. PRICE, YES. PRICE OF IT.

( moohalaa, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:40, archived)

Tuppence Ha'penny a quarter.
It's a bloomin' liberty.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:57, archived)

is it a phone tho, fucking thing will be like loads of dom jolly shits walking around
i'm ordering it now anyway, it's shiney
( mongychops, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:33, archived)

It'll be £100 cheaper next week

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:36, archived)

then i will buy the next version, and so on and so on...

( mongychops, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:37, archived)

If it can't do video phone stuff then Jobs is a dick.
And if anybody uses it as a normal phone without a bluetooth headset then they are a dick.

Dicks.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:36, archived)

If it can't do video phone stuff then
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:03, archived)

I'm not sure what an ipad is, but it sounds expensive.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:36, archived)

I'm bored of it already
which basically means I can't afford one.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:37, archived)

It's just an oversized iphone
Isn't it?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:40, archived)

Or a correctly sized iPhone
if you happen to think the iPhone is too small.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:55, archived)

I'd like to make a Beadle joke at this point

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:08, archived)

Don't let us stop you.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:22, archived)

Friz'll be over the moon

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:58, archived)

over

lololololol this makes no sense.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:00, archived)

iNo!

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:45, archived)

What can it do that's fantastic?

( Bob Todd whee, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:58, archived)

It can lower your bank balance!
Then you get to be all smug because you paid too much for not much.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:03, archived)

Pay for Steve Job's private plane
which enabled him to get on the list for a liver transplant in 2 separate locations, the fucking shitcunt organ thief.
/just read wiki blog
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:07, archived)

I'm unimpressed.
martinnibeauty.com/store/catalog/images/MS4547_eyePad.gif
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:06, archived)

how long will it be before they do a ad with a midget next to a ipad
and reinacting that scene from 2001 with the monkeys and the monolith?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:06, archived)

How long before /board is full to the brim
of "amusing" iPad adverts?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:08, archived)

About 12 minutes ago.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:10, archived)

These people are WASTED on here
they should be working in advertising or fucking right off or something.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:14, archived)

after 8 years i sure aint gonna fuck off

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:22, archived)

Glad to hear it
;)
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:27, archived)

never soon enough

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:11, archived)

Awww man.
I can't wait for all the hilarious ones comparing it to a sanitary towel.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:25, archived)

ipad for the ivag

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:27, archived)

lololololol
I'm totally going to write iPad on a notepad and take a photo of it and post it.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:30, archived)

There's going to be a larger one called the maxiPad

( magnum, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:23, archived)

http://b3ta.com/talk/6652812

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:30, archived)

No problem

( magnum, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:33, archived)

I'm currently using the mini version of that.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:44, archived)