Falling into liquid nitrogen and then hitting myself with a hammer.
Also - inventor of the frisbee? fuck off. Patenter of the name, maybe. I think there are a fair few ancient civilisations that would have something to say about who first made a curved-edge flying thing.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:36, archived)

Greeks and plates for one.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:37, archived)

I invented the cup.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:37, archived)

the mooncup?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:38, archived)

eurgh

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:40, archived)

MOOOOOOOOOONCUP.com
Design and mail your own period, online
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:49, archived)

pfft.
Bad person.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:59, archived)

I invented the Mooncup Mary
you just need a smidgen of tobasco and vodka
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:40, archived)

hahaha
oh, you shuddering cunt.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:48, archived)