Mornin'
I wonder if Adam_is_sexy's ULTIMATE FRISBEE team will be wearing black armbands at their next match?
www.b3ta.com/links/Inventor_of_the_Frisbee_Dies

I've just completed my first week back at weightlifting and I'm in fucking pieces. S'good to be back though.
What's left you in pieces this week?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:30, archived)

emotional tension and fear left me in tatters.

(motsy isn't really here, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:31, archived)

i just wanted to say tatters rally.
hey, is tatting fun? maybe i should try tatting.
(motsy isn't really here, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:32, archived)

ooh this squash is nice.
apple and plum. in a tall green bottle, very concentrated, very tasty.
(motsy isn't really here, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:33, archived)

Vmos?

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:33, archived)

what does that mean?

(motsy isn't really here, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:36, archived)

Vertical Metal Oxide Semiconductor

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:36, archived)

Violence Must Offer Solace

(motsy isn't really here, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:37, archived)

Vulva May Open Suddenly

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:40, archived)

Vampiremonkeyonspeed.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:40, archived)

but why?

(motsy isn't really here, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:44, archived)

Cos they think you are Vmos, Vmos.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:44, archived)

but i aren't.

(motsy isn't really here, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:48, archived)

Oh yeah?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:48, archived)

Yeah yeah Vmos.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:49, archived)

Oh, that's SO Vmos

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:49, archived)

Whatevs, Vmossy

( Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:51, archived)

that's the most vmos sentence ever constructed

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:52, archived)

Drop Dead Fred

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:54, archived)

SNOTFACE

(motsy isn't really here, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:55, archived)

i don't understand what's going on.

(motsy isn't really here, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:58, archived)

Rainman

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:01, archived)

oh wait, you're still doing the film thing - i seeeee
*looks sage*
(motsy isn't really here, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:09, archived)

SMUTSY YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:02, archived)

*feels own face*
is this the face of a vmos? what does a vmos look like? am i a vmos dreaming i'm a smutsy, or a smutsy dreaming i'm a vmos?
(motsy isn't really here, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:07, archived)

Maybe you are wearing a VMOS disguise.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:10, archived)

wait, is vmos pretty and wise?
:D
(motsy isn't really here, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:59, archived)

pretty, i have no idea
wise... no

it's ok, you're not really vmos
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:00, archived)

*looks at hands confusedly*
are these vmoshands? I JUST CAN'T TELL ANY MORE
(motsy isn't really here, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:05, archived)

Digging out a 100m pathway of compacted snow and ice
and then watching the snow start falling ten minutes after I finished.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:34, archived)

I hope you gave the snow some well deserved vitriol.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:36, archived)

I'm glad I left
I just hope the palm tree is alright.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:37, archived)

It'll be fine
it's made of fucking concrete, after all
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:42, archived)

Yeah, but it might crack with frost
then where would we be?
(thediscokingpin, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:43, archived)

Fuck, Charles de Gaulle might actually get the chance to stand on his own roundabout
imagine that
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:44, archived)

I prefer the 'tree'

(thediscokingpin, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:45, archived)

I'd like the tree to fall on Charles de Gaulle
and explode
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:49, archived)

If a tree falls on Charles de Gaulle in Vichy France
Does that ..... oh, fuck it, I can't be arsed. Make up your own collaboration-themed punchline.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:51, archived)

*shaves head*

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:58, archived)

Why the fuck have you linked to a link you square headed prick cunt?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:34, archived)

Cos I'm a lazy bastard.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:36, archived)

I've got an interview for a job I don't want
and now it looks like there's a chance I might get it
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:35, archived)

Just turn it down then.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:37, archived)

Nothing, I am a powerhouse of togetherness

( Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:36, archived)

Beating pieces of metal into shapes over an anvil

( M o D, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:36, archived)

Nowt really.
Bit short on sleep and generally under the weather, but otherwise A-OK.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:36, archived)

Good to hear it.
Have an early night tonight, it's only Thursday.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:38, archived)

Falling into liquid nitrogen and then hitting myself with a hammer.
Also - inventor of the frisbee? fuck off. Patenter of the name, maybe. I think there are a fair few ancient civilisations that would have something to say about who first made a curved-edge flying thing.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:36, archived)

Greeks and plates for one.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:37, archived)

I invented the cup.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:37, archived)

the mooncup?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:38, archived)

eurgh

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:40, archived)

MOOOOOOOOOONCUP.com
Design and mail your own period, online
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:49, archived)

pfft.
Bad person.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:59, archived)

I invented the Mooncup Mary
you just need a smidgen of tobasco and vodka
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:40, archived)

hahaha
oh, you shuddering cunt.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:48, archived)

I like wanking onto a digestive and pelting it at passers by from my window whilst laughing like a fog horn
I call it Ultimate Jizzbee.

I started doing loads of sit ups and press ups last night, and on my last struggled press up a massive flappy fart came out. I started laughing so hard I couldn't do anymore exercise.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:37, archived)

I sometimes wank to the Rocky theme so it feels like I'm working out.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:39, archived)

likewise, but I run up stairs whilst slapping hap hazzardly at my penis.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:41, archived)

that's one step away
from weightlifting so much you shit yourself inside out, DG. Consider it a warning.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:39, archived)

Like this?
www.asstulip.net/busted_gut.php

OMG NSFW SRSLY ITS AN ANUS
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:41, archived)

PROLAPSE TO VICTORY

(thediscokingpin, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:42, archived)

THE GREAT ASSGAPE

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:45, archived)

That's why I always do barbells on the toilet.
1 *boop* 2 *boiip* 3 *ploplop* 4 *fffrrrrt* 5 *BOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH GLUGGLUGGLUGGLUGGLUGGLUGGLUG BOOOORRRRRRTT PLAT PLAT PLAT* 6 *plop* 7 *.......* 8! done!

*pulls up trousers*

*bloop*

ah fuck.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:45, archived)

NURSE!!!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:52, archived)

Plarp!

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:40, archived)

hahaha

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:42, archived)

An unfortunate incident with a combine harvester

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:39, archived)

Nothing, I've got far too much energy for a workday.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:40, archived)

I suspect you'll make more than your fair share of chocolate today then eh?
Mr Wonka will be pleased.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:41, archived)

Umpa Loompa Doopity Doo
You look like a monkey
And smell like one too.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:42, archived)

Haha. ;P

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:43, archived)

go go span go lin
utilise that synergy
reinventulate outside the box
grow the brand

i have NO idea what you do for a living
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:54, archived)

Support and Office Dogsbody
although I do have to listen to bollocks like the above on a regular basis :D
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:01, archived)

something i saw on chatroulette
oh. my. god.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:41, archived)

NO NO NO.
I don't want to know.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:42, archived)

Culture, Alienation, Boredom and Despair

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:42, archived)

Sounds like the title of a MUSE album

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:43, archived)

Or Foo Fighters

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:03, archived)

Actually you are more correct
I think the last one was almost this ^
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:04, archived)

Echos, Silence, Patience and Quim.
yeah, pretty much.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:06, archived)

replyin in the wrong place
right there.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:08, archived)

See I linked to your link there.
Didn't want to steal your glory.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:44, archived)

Link away dear boy, link away

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:51, archived)

Adam West

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:49, archived)

Adam West, Adam Weeeest.....

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:51, archived)

That fucker
Next time I see him he's a fucking dead man.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:51, archived)

my name isn't adam we!

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:53, archived)

Or maybe it is?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:56, archived)

man, i can't wait until the weather gets better
i want to go down to the seafront and fling a frisbee about and have barbecues and swim in the sea and and and FUN
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:51, archived)

I WANT TO DO THAT

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:54, archived)

right, i'm totally having a minibash in the summer

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:56, archived)

I had one of them before I left the house

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:58, archived)

I want to go for DRIVES and PICNICS.
Visit castles etc.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:54, archived)

And I'm planning to go to Blair Drummond Safari park for a day.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:55, archived)

i want to go to monkey world
it's quite nearby and i seem to be the only person around here who has never been

i bet two hats has been, for example
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:58, archived)

:D
I have indeed. Three times.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:59, archived)

SEE?!

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:01, archived)

There aren't many places I haven't been mate
but I've never been to me. Or Shoreditch.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:02, archived)

I would also like to go to monkey world.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:59, archived)

shall we go to monkey world, deeg?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:06, archived)

YEAH! :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:08, archived)

I've never heard of Monkey world.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:01, archived)

you call it 'Glasgow' up there.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:03, archived)

I've been there heaps of times.
I'm a bit gun-shy after I got poo flung at me the last time.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:05, archived)

My Auntie works at Monkey World.
The funny thing is she can't stand monkeys. I don't think she is human.
( BindiBaji, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:31, archived)

Fun things are fun

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:56, archived)

I want to get so drunk I shit myself.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:58, archived)

I'm going to run around and eat loads of grass and wear metal shoes and kicks things and eat sugar lumps and be all NEIIIGH!!!! NNEIIIIGHHH!!!!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:58, archived)

Stop horsing around.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:01, archived)

I can't wait until holidays so I can go to the warmer pages of the internet.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:59, archived)

I used to spend the winter in Facebook
Then all the commoners and forrins starting moving in. Ruined it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:01, archived)

I have a summer home on SomethingAwful.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:02, archived)

Ooh, I've heard its lovely there

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:03, archived)

CANDLE!

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:05, archived)

your cloaca is on fire!

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:05, archived)

20 years ago Neslon Mandela was freed
20 Years ago and 3 minutes Winnie Mandela said

"W'ere da fuck 'av choo been eh!?!?? I been slavin' over dis dinner and you don'ee coom 'ome! 20 yars later you come swannin in like no fin happen!"
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:11, archived)