I sometimes wank to the Rocky theme so it feels like I'm working out.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:39,
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likewise, but I run up stairs whilst slapping hap hazzardly at my penis.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:41,
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