I'd like the tree to fall on Charles de Gaulle
and explode
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:49, archived)

If a tree falls on Charles de Gaulle in Vichy France
Does that ..... oh, fuck it, I can't be arsed. Make up your own collaboration-themed punchline.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:51, archived)

*shaves head*

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:58, archived)