The fact you're so defensive about it is why people take the piss.
That and it's a pretend sport for tossers
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:55, archived)

Let's face it, if there was nothing inherently ridiculous about it, well, we'd still take the piss, but y'know.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:00, archived)