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Good news, bad news
Good news: with Frisbee's inventor's death, the (non)spot was mentioned as the fastest-growing (non)sport in the UK, with 10,000 players and 80 teams.

Bad news: its in the Mail. Feck

Happy monday so far?
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:27, archived)
13.28: Still snotty

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:28, archived)
stick your tongue up your nose

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:40, archived)
NEAR THE TOP
I've just found AIS's AWESOME FRISBEE DUDE team.

Here
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:03, archived)
Why do I recognise the man in the middle?
His FACE, not anything else, you dirty wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:04, archived)
Because you're desperate to find a reason to post
NEAR THE TOP
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:05, archived)
Oh that'll be it.
Adam should just delete this thread as it's no good at all. lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:08, archived)
And you're replying
NEAR THE TOP.
Oh man, the ironing.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:10, archived)
It's Irony not IRONING!
Duh! You are such a spaz!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:12, archived)
it's sexface

(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:08, archived)
ahahah
ahahahahahahahahah YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:08, archived)
i'm not just being mean
he does actually look like him
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:09, archived)
weird... i thought sickrik...
interesting!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:08, archived)
What's the difference?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:09, archived)
Sickrik squires a succesion of strippers.
Sexface lives with Gonzo.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:10, archived)
I think we BOTH know who the winner is there, badge.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:17, archived)
Well you never see them in the same room together.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:09, archived)
The one on the right looks a bit like Piston Broke too.
but slimmer.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:12, archived)
XTREEM JIZZBEE

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:28, archived)
What's so extreme about extreme frisbee then?
Just looks like normal frisbee.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:29, archived)
I'm also going Pizza Express tonight. I like Pizza Express.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:29, archived)
I love Pizza Express.
Best of ALL the Pizza chains.
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:33, archived)
Are you sure?
or did you have to ask?
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:04, archived)
You try one, the rest just fall like dominoes.

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:06, archived)
There's no way I'm topping that.

(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:16, archived)
There is one of those on the street I live.
I've only been there the once or twice, it seems to have a lot of partys for 17 year olds.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:37, archived)
Are you going to the one on my road?
Because, if you are, I could meet you afterwards for a drink.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:38, archived)
Er, no.
Ruislip. Where I live.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:44, archived)
Too good for Southgate, is it?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:44, archived)
OH MY DAYS !
I don't know where he gets off dissin' me yard, when he and his bredwin get cussed out by all the other crews.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:47, archived)
He's a snob, gonz. Dude uses a knife and fork to eat pizza.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:49, archived)
I bet he sometimes gets spare-ribs and doesn't even need a wet-wipe afterwards.
I bet he even frowns at me for using a piece of bread as a wet-wipe and then eating it afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:51, archived)
SCUMZ!

Fuck sake, next you'll say you don't order your chinese using the said local dishes' dialect....whilst smoking 3 pipes.

EDIT: also, Southgate...yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:54, archived)
Bah, too thin.
I like my pizza like I like my women: Fat, dense and covered in grease.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:03, archived)
No idea why the americans called it Ultimate. I think it's a little arrogant tbh

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:36, archived)
Because they don't want to answer the question "Do you do any sports?" with the answer
"Yes....frisbee."
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:37, archived)
Can you do it competitively?
I thought you just stood and threw the frizbee at each other and had a laugh, I don't know how you can 'win' with it.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:41, archived)
You don't have the frisbee rammed down your jap's eye.

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:42, archived)
First one to catch it by bending over and make the frisbee disappear gets 10 points.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:43, archived)
Catching it widthways with a "Y" drawn on your left bumcheek and "!" on the right gets you how many?

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:45, archived)
12 points
and everyone on the field shouts "Yo!"
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:48, archived)
Points are awarded for number so succesful catches, distance, artistic presentation, lack of teethmarks on the frisbee at the end of the game and the dog not shitting on the field of play.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:44, archived)
When I was TWELVE
I used to "win" at frisbee by throwing it wildly high and far, and blame it one the other person, who would then have to go and fetch it like a little dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:44, archived)
Yes you can
it takes some time to explain it though, and I'm shit at explaining things
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:49, archived)

it takes some time to explain it though, and at explaining things
oh man I love strikethroughs.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:52, archived)
My answer was the better one here.
You should delete yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:53, archived)
You're a horrible bully

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:53, archived)
AND, most importantly: Nobody cares anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:52, archived)
apart from Moohala asking

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:55, archived)
I going to go out on a limb and bet that he doesn't really want an answer, and if he does, he doesn't care what it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:57, archived)
SHUTUPICANTHEARYOULALALALALALA

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:58, archived)
I DID, I WAS BEING NICE
YOU NARKY NECKFAIL
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:58, archived)
haha, you mongyfaced liar.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:00, archived)
no u

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:13, archived)
BzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzZZzzZZZzzzzzzZZzzzzz

(Noit's Parking Account, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:55, archived)
yessssssss

(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:09, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6675123
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:30, archived)
Good news: I'm applying for a job I think I'll get.
Bad news: I'll almost certainly die alone.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:29, archived)
Why? Date not go well? :(

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:30, archived)
Her ex sent her a valentines card, it's now complicated.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:31, archived)
Doesn't sound complicated to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:31, archived)
No me neither, but women have a way of complicating things.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:32, archived)
And it's your job to simplify things.
I'd advise an ULTIMATUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:33, archived)
Yeah. Put her on the spot.
If she then decides to not stay with you then you count as the dump-er and win the relationship.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:35, archived)
And then shit on her mum.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:37, archived)
Have a valentine's card burning ceremony.
And then stick your winky in her foo-foo.
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:33, archived)
Do you know what I'd do?
I'd say to her "Ah fair enough, see ya around." and just walk off and don't look back.

You're not second rate, if someone doesn't want to be with you 100% then fuck em, trust me dude, save you a lot of hassle in the long run.

Who wants to be a possible second best.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:34, archived)
For some people second best would be a promotion.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:35, archived)
plus don't be too nice. puts them off, think like James Dean.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:37, archived)
Oh man, what a cock.
I reckon a few of us should go out on the lash and the pull sometime soon, I'd be quite up for that.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:37, archived)
Not worth your time man
if she can put you at a loss for someone she used to go out with.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:52, archived)
I'm all for sports where 'mixed doubles' is defined as 'one human, one dog'.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:29, archived)

'one human, one dog' DVDA
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:32, archived)
Oh, fine then, fine then, just bloody fine.
I hope you know now, this is personal, I'm never gonna let up on this one now. Lines have been drawn, son, in the sand, boy, and ain't nuffin' gonna get me to let up.

Just so you know, just. so. you. know.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:29, archived)
How the fuck can your miserable pretend game for girlymen be the fastest growing non sport in the UK?
Bacteria aren't sport. They multiply faster.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:29, archived)
The same way as you have some sense of self-worth in your incredibly boring posts I guess.
I suggest you take it up with the Mail in this case, because I seriously can't be bothered reasoning with someone who champions his own blog like a dullard spammer and shortly belittle someone else's view
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:35, archived)
What we need now is that "Friz Bees" account to come out of retirement
and follow you around going bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:36, archived)
You'd probably have less pent up impotent rage if you played a real sport.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:36, archived)
Careful, he'll let his frisbee partner off the lead in a minute then we'll all be in trouble.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:38, archived)
Don't try to use the internet to boost your self worth at me.
I suggest you take it up with the Mail in this case, because I seriously can't be bothered reasoning with someone who lists QOTW fails like a psychotic archivist and shortly belittle someone else's view
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:40, archived)
*snort*

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:44, archived)
Am I the only one who thinks that most sports would be dramaticly imrpoved by the addition of having a dog as a partner?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:53, archived)
Brilliant retort there
from someone with ill-placed self-worth.
It's a sport, other people think it's a sport and have the same belief in their own cause like you do with your dogshit of an excuse of a blog. I suggest you go away and come back with some fucking inkling of inter-personal skills such as humility and politeness
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:47, archived)
BzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzZZzzZZZzzzzzz

(Noit's Parking Account, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:49, archived)
Oh good lord yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:54, archived)
lolololololololol

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:54, archived)
It's a hobby.
Otherwise wanking is a sport too.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:49, archived)
XTREME DOLPHIN BOTHERING

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:58, archived)
XTREME WALKING HOME

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:02, archived)
XTREME SOCK WEARING

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:05, archived)
XTREME SITTING ON THE TRAIN

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:14, archived)
hippy candleday, focwoot

(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:16, archived)
Ta

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:22, archived)
I don't think you can call anything you do with your dog in the park a sport.
Otherwise you'd have Synchronised Outdoor Shitting, Freestyle Leg Humping and the EXTREME Bollock licking entered into the 2012 olympics as exhibition sports.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:51, archived)
I like the way you're belittling someone else's manners and then calling their blog 'dogshit' in the same breath.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:52, archived)
I'm polite to people first
and then when they have no intention of being polite I start the trash-talk
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:54, archived)
So when you straight out called his posts 'boring'....

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:55, archived)
He's done this before
at no point do I start talking shit about anyone's points or posts
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:59, archived)
Also: 'trash talk'?
You fucking queer.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:06, archived)
I was going to mention that there is no breath involved in typing, but I imagine he is so very angry, that heavy breathing is indeed involved.
There was almost no point mentioning this bit of trivia; however, stating the obvious might rile him further.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:56, archived)
He's clearly NOT out of breath dude, he's a SPORTSMAN.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:04, archived)
Did I say out of breath? DID I? Stop being a naughty troll.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:07, archived)
The fact you're so defensive about it is why people take the piss.
That and it's a pretend sport for tossers
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:55, archived)
Let's face it, if there was nothing inherently ridiculous about it, well, we'd still take the piss, but y'know.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:00, archived)
ASPERGERS TEAM...
ASSEMBLE!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:08, archived)
No, I'm ill

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:29, archived)
Fucking lovely ta.
Half day, hurray.

But I have two laptops to sort out. One brand new, one ancient overheating one.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:30, archived)
Neither of which are mine

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:30, archived)
Thanks for reminding me. The laptop's fucked n'all.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:34, archived)
My PC's stuffed at the moment
the wife managed to infect it with the mother of all self-replicating spyware infections. I need a good couple of hours to sort it out.
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:39, archived)
That reminds me
I have another laptop to fix that's full of spyware. I do all this for favours, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:47, archived)
sexual, I hope

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:48, archived)
I hope not
seeing as two of these laptops belong to my grandad
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:52, archived)
meh, any hole's a goal

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:56, archived)
*twists melon*

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:31, archived)
*steps on*

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:34, archived)
SHIT

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:33, archived)
You see, I'd only want to play frisbee with a dog.
Throwing it seems great fun, but chasing after it seems demeaning. Hence the dog, which is like a furry servant for fetching things.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:34, archived)
Shut up you fucking bum grumbler
:) xxx
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:40, archived)
Not bad, back to work, withdrawal effects are reducing
just feel a bit spaced but I feel good which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:41, archived)
Fuck yeah I got my dinohoodie business cards through
Front: bit.ly/8YGpnx and back: bit.ly/9UUK6j

:D :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:47, archived)
That's well cool! where'd you get them done? I need some soon.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:59, archived)
Overnight prints
www.overnightprints.co.uk really cheap - 250 for under £40. And that was with rounded edges and spot UV on one side.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:04, archived)
You need to get the Bestival crowd.

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:00, archived)
yeah festivals would be a great idea actually
but the startup cost/gamble would be a lot. I'd have to make up premade hoodies and gamble on them selling - otherwise a complete waste of money. I still have 2 premades that haven't sold - people like to choose their own colours.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:05, archived)
How about hanging about on some festival forums to drum up business?
I'm not sure about their rules/regs on advertising... but this is a good place to start www.efestivals.co.uk/forums/
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:08, archived)
Cool, I'll have a poke about
thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:10, archived)
Bestival is the worst name for a festival ever.
They might as well call it 'Funderland' or 'Brillsville'
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:10, archived)
Haha, taking over the world are we?

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:30, archived)
yuh-huh

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:34, archived)
None of your fucking business
you demented spastic shitcunt.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:50, archived)
CANDLE CANDLE CANDLE

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:51, archived)
Happy candleday!

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:57, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:09, archived)