I love Cornwall.
But it makes me sad at the moment.

I guess it might be my family's allotment when all nice stuff is growing and it's all good and nice and stuff.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:21, archived)

I think you mean
"your bumhole"
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:22, archived)

Nah. I think bumholes are a bit yucky really.
I prefer Cornwall or allotments... or most places really.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:23, archived)

I want an allotment, but the waiting list round here is so huge that they're not taking more names :(

( MONO!, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:22, archived)

see also:
Why does it make you sad?
( MONO!, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:22, archived)

It's not your bumhole

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:23, archived)

We have carrots growing in our garden at the moment
one large one and a few tinysmall ones
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:23, archived)

Mono has carrots growing in his bumhole too

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:24, archived)