What about no blow job?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:27, archived)

I would propose that no blow job is better than getting all worked up with no-where to go.
But I may be wrong, since I have obviously never had sex before.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:28, archived)

yeah but half a blow job could mean half a blow job then half a NO WAIT I'M NOT DOING THIS.
clean and pure and nice.
( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:29, archived)

When what you want is a nice thick cock?

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:31, archived)

why would i prefer my rooster to be stupid?

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:31, archived)

He asked me the other day if I prefer my cat to be stingy.
Weird fella.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:37, archived)

Funny that
he asked me if I liked jewelry for the neck area made from the insides of some oysters.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:39, archived)

I'd much rather half a blow job
Not from you, mind. No offense.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:36, archived)