It's well documented that radio stations hide subliminal messages
that leave the average listener masturbating uncontrollably for hours on end,
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:40, archived)

Yeah but I DON'T listen to radio.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:53, archived)