Wanking during sunday lunch with the vicar.
That's not a danger wank, that's practically expected.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:40, archived)

Maybe with YOUR vicar.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:41, archived)