bastards.
17 calls all day. come back from lunch to 53 missed calls. bastards.


What annoys you the most about your job/life/secure unit?
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:56, archived)

Don't get me started
pretty much everything.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)

wait, job, that is
the rest is hunky dory.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:01, archived)

Cr3 BEATS YOU
Cr3 BEATS YOU
Cr3 BEATS YOU
Cr3 BEATS YOU
Cr3 BEATS YOU
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:02, archived)

at scrabble!

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:02, archived)

He only does it because he loves you

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:03, archived)

I'm fairly sure "spangolin" is worth more points than "cr3".
In fact, I'm fairly sure there aren't any number tiles, unless you put an E upsidedown or used a blank tile.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:32, archived)

or tip ex a bit out a B

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:34, archived)

This is certainly rule breaking stuff.
I can't imagine people living that dangerously.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:39, archived)

I reckon spangolin would kick the fuck out of him.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:03, archived)

Aw I could never hurt the cr3
Plus he's wirystrong. All that climbing, see.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:05, archived)

Be that as it may
he drunkenly hugged me at a bash once and I was walking around for a good twenty minutes with him hanging off me before I realised he hadn't stopped. And you're short, so you fight dirty.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:07, archived)

Like a limpet
and I do. Mostly out of necessity though, I can't reach above the waist on tall people.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:08, archived)

I shall be considering this.
At GREAT length.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:09, archived)

ha
*right hook*
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:10, archived)

I bet you plan your fights like he does in Sherlock Holmes

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:11, archived)

First, distract target
Block his blind jab
Counter with cross to left cheek
Discombobulate
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:14, archived)

Discombobulate ENVOLVE
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:32, archived)

Owwww
*numb calf*
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:12, archived)

did it come untucked from your sock?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:13, archived)

wait I'll get a chair
then I can punch your knee
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:15, archived)

She'll pummel your scrotum like a boxing speed ball.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:13, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6723588
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:16, archived)

EXTREME TEABAGGING.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:30, archived)

She'd leap between the pores on his skin and hack him up from the inside.
Like Innerspace meets Saw.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:09, archived)

I rekon they both just pat at each other, grandually working thier way towards each other's crotches.
den dey hav sex.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:09, archived)

There's more flailing but that's pretty much it

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:10, archived)

*pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat *
*pat pat pat pat pat pat pat *
*pat pat pat Oh heeelllooooooooooooooooo SHLOOPSHLOOPSHLOOPSHLOOPSHLOOPSHLOOPSHLOOP etc*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:12, archived)

at which point, the screaming starts.
The chickens always worry because they think it's foxes.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:11, archived)

YIFF YIFF etc

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:16, archived)

I'm imagining you saying "YIFF YIFF" like the Yip Yip Martians from Sesame Street.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:18, archived)

Ah, the unmitigated joy of "angry sex".

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:11, archived)

See also:
the colossal danger wank.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)

which is...

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)

When you
shout downstairs "MUM! DAD! HEEELP ME! QUICKLY!" and try and spunk before your parents run into the room.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:35, archived)

well, any dangerwank
but with higher levels of danger. Wanking whilst presenting newsnight. Wanking during a conference call. Wanking during sunday lunch with the vicar. That kind of thing.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:39, archived)

Wanking during sunday lunch with the vicar.
That's not a danger wank, that's practically expected.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:40, archived)

Maybe with YOUR vicar.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:41, archived)

what about wanking while walking a tightrope over a crocodile pit?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:46, archived)

Hmmm.
Certainly in the ballpark. I think, strictly, the activity itself needs to be fairly risk-free, such that the danger comes solely from the masturbatory element. But it's not an exact science, of course.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:48, archived)

OK
What about a businessman twist on the old 'shouting downstairs to your mum' one?

Pressing the stewardess call button on a business class flight and trying to time it just right so that you can clean up with the hot towel.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:52, archived)

hahaha. cunt.
it's a good job i'd already finished my tea or it would be new laptop time.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:56, archived)

How about wanking when on a random picture website?
"Tits....tits....arse....tits....tits....SPLATTERED CAT!...tits..."
( Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)

This, I believe, is the classic "random shuffle" dangerwank

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:56, archived)

Hangovers
hangovers are shit.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)

Nothing.

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)

Oh sorry, something about niggers.

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:02, archived)

Blimey I'd have thought Amorous would be here by now with his little stiff penis flapping about

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:03, archived)

sorry... we were too busy not giving a fuck to pander to your attention deficit...
LOLRACIST!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:10, archived)

Hahaha! That's just classic
It's like you think you're the fucking holy trinity or something.

You prick.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:12, archived)

I do hope you're typing this whilst standing up, wobbler...
I'm very important
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:13, archived)

I'm lying in bed.
It's very comfortable.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:15, archived)

this is good...
so when you have an asthma attack you don't fall over and hurt yourself...

you've done this before, haven't you?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:19, archived)

Just remember.
Despite the the fact that it's obviously getting very upset indeed, this is 'shit trolling'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:16, archived)

I think you're a very bitter sad little dickhead
Mind you I'd be bitter if my girlfriend was 200% more likely to be able to fend off a mugger than me.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:17, archived)

I read this as:
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:19, archived)

You need to take evening classes then.

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:21, archived)

in what, exactly?
come on, chubby, I don't have the time to string this out - just say what you mean and then you can go and eat a rack of lamb.
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:22, archived)

In reading you thick fucking prick :)

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:25, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6724984
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:26, archived)

is that the title of a book?
or should there be a comma in there?

Tell you what, you have a little quiet time.
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:28, archived)

Top pedantry there, Robin

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:41, archived)

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
quite time...
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:42, archived)

Evening classes for you
I expect you'll edit that though.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:44, archived)

why would I?
that's just silly
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)

Racists are usually virgins
Due to being very unattractive, a bit dim and prone to irrational stropping.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:22, archived)

sounds like every chav woman I've seen on Jeremy Kyle

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)

Why would I be bitter about that?
Saves ME getting scratches on the bonnet of the Accord.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:21, archived)

Oh ok, my bad.
Just a sad little dickhead then :)
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:23, archived)

Haha and now the Smily of I'm Desperately Trying To Pretend I'm Joshing

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:24, archived)

*BACKTRACKING FIVE*

(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:25, archived)

I'm not joshing
I genuinely fucking hate you and I hope you fall under a bus.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:26, archived)

And die

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:28, archived)

Minced up in the rear axle

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:29, archived)

What was your username
before this one?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)

I'm opening betting at it being Syncubus.
There's the comedy racism, the oversensitivity, the claim to mental illness in the profile and the vaguely noncy air.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)

no, it's a Brit

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:40, archived)

Oooooooh Mykey!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:52, archived)

He's not allowed one here.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 3:17, archived)

Clickin dis

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:29, archived)

Maybe he's secretly hoping you were joshing.
Oh dear.
(Redonkulous is Friz, bou, Syncubus, etc DON'T BE REDONKULOUS!, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:29, archived)

I just love how these little nobodies get stiffies out of this
I mean, look at Amorous Badger, just fucking look at him. He's the kind of person you'd donate to in real life because you feel so fucking sorry for him.

But on here, he's.. well he's just another fucking idiot of course, but he can live a much better life, online, than he can out there, where he could get snapped in half at any time.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:35, archived)

It's generally weak people who turn into bullies.

(Redonkulous is Friz, bou, Syncubus, etc DON'T BE REDONKULOUS!, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)

He's actually not allowed to buy cotton tips
Because, due to his size, they look like gladiator battons and the checkout staff worry they'll be used as weapons
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:39, archived)

I'd like to point out at this stage that Mr Montague's stepping into the vacant role of Badger's Internet Nemesis..
..stems solely from me calling him a prat after he made a Comedy Racism post a week or so ago.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:40, archived)

That said.
He's clearly in need of a good hard bullying.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:40, archived)

I'll come and run you over with my vacuum cleaner

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:47, archived)

I bet the only thing you run behind is the ice cream van.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:48, archived)

No it stems from you being a little dickhead
And playing the 'what a big racist you are lol i'm well funny' card ever since.

You're a fucking knob mate, sort yourself out.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:42, archived)

Calm down there Davidson.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:43, archived)

come on man
you were blatantly starting this time.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:47, archived)

No dear
207.44.242.20/talk/6724961
(Redonkulous is Friz, bou, Syncubus, etc DON'T BE REDONKULOUS!, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:00, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6724911
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)

Fair enough.

(Redonkulous is Friz, bou, Syncubus, etc DON'T BE REDONKULOUS!, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:04, archived)

He's choosing not to link the other 300 posts of his before that tho
of course.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)

True.

(Redonkulous is Friz, bou, Syncubus, etc DON'T BE REDONKULOUS!, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:06, archived)

they aren't really relevent here.
you can choose to stop this now by not deliberately provoking him. But you just wouldn't let it lie.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:11, archived)

this

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)

now, Friz, when you are fucking Mr Montague's Magic Hat
who's the bitch and who's the bigger bitch?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:03, archived)

(Redonkulous is Friz, bou, Syncubus, etc DON'T BE REDONKULOUS!, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)

Yes, but you go on and and on and on. I guess, like a .....badger.

(Redonkulous is Friz, bou, Syncubus, etc DON'T BE REDONKULOUS!, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:44, archived)

He obviously is a big fan of David Hasslehoff
Hassle hassle hassle
Hassle hassle
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:46, archived)

Are you a big fan of Mel I'M A MASSIVE RACIST Gibson.
MASSIVE RACIST MASSIVE RACIST MASSIVE RACIST
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)

Oh hello Mike
The holy trinity is complete
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)

i work alone bromes

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:53, archived)

....and a 'clique accusation'.
Ladies and gentlemen, you are observing a 'perfect wobble'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:54, archived)

you're just trying to get on the list aren't you?
immortalised online as an absolute tool
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)

Fucking hell
I'd really stand out in this place wouldn't I you daft cunt.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)

You bet I can go on and on baby.
*waggles eyebrows*
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:47, archived)

Not if she's on top you can't.

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)

oh dear... the sign of a desperate man...
you fail
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:53, archived)

My missus once ate a sandwich.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)

I know, right...
and like, you didn't...

it's fucking crazy - you should both be shot or something...
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:58, archived)

c'mon.... DO ME! DO ME!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:41, archived)

*spits on crotch*
OK sweetie...hold tight, this might hurt a lot.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:46, archived)

this has to be some kind of regular...
this is too perfect a mongfail diatribe for it to be actually real.
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:29, archived)

PLACE BETS NOW!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:32, archived)

BETTING ENDS!

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:39, archived)

YOO DA RINNA

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:44, archived)

CHEVRON MUTHAFUCKER!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:23, archived)

CHINESE CHEVRON!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:47, archived)

The customers and the people I work with.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)

The annoying loud complaining guy in the office is now out for a day and a half
so I only have to put up with stupid question guy
( magnum, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)

"What are you doing?"
"Well, I've got a stanley knife, a large box, and the recycling bin here. Now, let's put that all together"
( magnum, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:03, archived)

Oh man are you making an Optimus Prime costume?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:16, archived)

Most of it at the moment
Work - shit
life - ill and shit
secure unit - maybe one day they'll put me in one, or something
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)

say something positive that isn't about cuddles or fluffy things with lasers
GO ON. I CHALLENGE YOU.
( sleepybinky, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:00, archived)

I am going to be a model in a charity fashion show next month
And I'm growing my hair a bit so I can have a nice style.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:01, archived)

THESE THINGS ARE GOOD :D

( sleepybinky, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:27, archived)

Yesterday I had a sort out of the wardrobe and I have a bucket load of clothes to put on eBay
I may even start clearing out all my old electronics and getting rid of anything I don't need
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:09, archived)

what sort of electronics?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:29, archived)

Old routers, switches, NAS boxes, that kind of junk

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:32, archived)

I could do with a 10/100 switch with more than four ports on it.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:35, archived)

WOOHOO EBAYING STUFFS

( sleepybinky, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:30, archived)

There aren't enough people to play with.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)

*toys with you*

( sleepybinky, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:00, archived)

I feel both humiliated and aroused.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:04, archived)

I would play with you
just saying, like.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:00, archived)

What sort of games?

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:04, archived)

all the reindeer games

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:05, archived)

I would juggle your tits like a blind clown

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:01, archived)

Could you do a three item juggle and include your own head?
Juggling two things isn't that impressive.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:06, archived)

I might included just one of my testes

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:10, archived)

I'll toss in my cock for good measure.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:10, archived)

this is starting to sound like hard work...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:14, archived)

All the small things

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:59, archived)

So mean

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:01, archived)

not the small people

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:05, archived)

It's boring, that's about it.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:00, archived)

It's like there's a party inside your head but no one else turned up.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:07, archived)

SO unpopular. I even had party bags :(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:11, archived)

aw man
with slices of cake in napkins?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:17, archived)

no, It's what I call tight sack when brooming :(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:20, archived)

Fuck all, I have it pretty cushy

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:00, archived)

If you can't identify the annoying person at work, it must mean
you are the annoying person at work
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:01, archived)

I'm crazy, me!
*waggles Homer Simpson tie*
( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:06, archived)

We could be tie buddies

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:08, archived)

I soooo hope that's some kind of homosexual slang

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:18, archived)

tie

thai
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:21, archived)

It's not so bad now I'm on a four day week.
Next time I'll try for a three day week.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:01, archived)

Sometimes I am so awesome it hurts.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:01, archived)

Nah, you just forgot to take the coathanger out of your shirt when getting dressed

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:03, archived)

I'm a ball of rage most of the time.
So probably everything.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:01, archived)

Why?

(Redonkulous is Friz, bou, Syncubus, etc DON'T BE REDONKULOUS!, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:03, archived)

Because I hate the world
and all that's in it.

Or it could just be my lolarious online persona.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:07, archived)

What the world needs now
Is love, sweet love
No not just for some but for everyone
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:10, archived)

Not enough time to do both the things I want to and he things I have to.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:05, archived)

there are probably ways to optimise your needs.
the thing about needs is that they're all relative - you only "need" to do one thing in order to do something else, and sometimes they end up in circular dependencies.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:08, archived)

yeah whatever.
I just want more time to play on my xbox and do fun things, rather than work, washing up, decorating, etc.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:15, archived)

I can recommend a four day working week.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:18, archived)

I would miss the 20% of my salary.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:54, archived)

That's just attachment.
What do you WANT, and what do you NEED?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:56, archived)

all this chainmail is mega heavy and chafes my nipples

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:15, archived)

WARNING TEAM!
*knightmare five*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:28, archived)

To be honest, I get more annoyed with myself than anything else
Usually it's me at fault
( Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:23, archived)

I'm with you on this one
I'm arguably the most annoying thing in my life...so I have no right to complain.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:27, archived)

Don't get me wrong, things irk me. And I get proper angry at things like the Daily Mail. But that's not really my 'life' so really, I'm the cause behind all the annoyance there

( Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:29, archived)

Totally the same
I have MANY peeves...but I also have a family, a house, a decent job...It would be wrong for me to moan about them. Not that it stops me.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)

aaaaargh
potential job want me to do a SWOT analysis. I hate those. Interview's tomorrow.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:32, archived)

yeah, fucking stupid SWOTs.
What's a SWOT?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:34, archived)

Strengths, weaknesses, opportunities, threats
it's a bullshit checklist to make marketing professionals think there's something systematic and rigorous about the job they do.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:36, archived)

exactly
I can make up some convincing-sounding bullshit, but that's not really what I want to get a job for.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:39, archived)

I know how you feel.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:40, archived)

strengths, weaknesses, opportunities and threats relating to the business
apparently it's all the rage.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:38, archived)

Someone Wobbling Off-Topic

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:40, archived)

Soda Water On Tap?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:34, archived)

Shirley Winters' Old Tits?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:35, archived)

SexFace Wasn't On Telly

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:36, archived)

Sexy War On Terror?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)

Stupid Worn Out Thread

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:38, archived)

SexFace Wanked Off TwoHats

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:39, archived)