See Kersal? That's your ex-girlfriend that is.
You loved her right in the chuff.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:57, archived)

for the record
HELL NO. IT'S NOT HER! I'M DG! I ONLY FUCK PRETTY GIRLS BIG TITS. WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?!!?!?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:59, archived)

The matchstick man doth protest too much...
You luuuurved her, you wanted to do sex and marry her.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:01, archived)

It's true! AIEEE!
I want to have female babies with her that will grow up with flatter chests than mine.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:04, archived)