When giving me a 69 she put my balls in her nostrils for a sniff-job.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:05,
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When she tugs you off you spluff a cloud of baby milk formula and she rubs it into your beard to make you look like an old rabbi(
Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:07,
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