If you used a pipette to drop anything on your eye
your weedy retina would shriek in a high-pitched girlish voice before corroding like a wafer in acid.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:10, archived)

I can't do a double cuss match, i'll focus on TFD for now beeotch

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:12, archived)