So who's eaten their own spunk/flange leaks?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:03, archived)

Steak au spaff.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:04, archived)

NEAR THE TOPPING HERE
Totally won QOTW.

I'd gaz *username withheld* to let them know, but I'm a big fan of Cr3 and he has better things to do with his time than issue MFU notices.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:17, archived)

*fives*
I clicked.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:18, archived)

Also.
Proper scary.

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post665864
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:42, archived)

whilst it is a bit.... I feel squashedmouse should quantify with ages at the time
there's no evidence that squashedmouse is a paedophile
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:44, archived)

squashedmouse is a paedophile

(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:45, archived)

have you tried
googling squashedmouse is a paedophile
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:46, archived)

And you get :
www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message541192/pg1
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:06, archived)

chhev
squashedmouse is a paedophile
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:46, archived)

I missed that
too busy F5-ing you see
(likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:45, archived)

squashedmouse is a paedophile!

(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:46, archived)

is it true squashedmouse is a paedophile?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:46, archived)

squashedmouse is a paedophile
?????
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:47, archived)

squashedmouse is a paedophile?

(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:45, archived)

squashedmouse is a paedophile
boingyboing
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:46, archived)

squashedmouse is a boingyboing paedophile?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:47, archived)

squashedmouse is a paedophile
i'm pissed i never got to fly on a concorde
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:47, archived)

squashedmouse is a paedophile
one day i'll marry him
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:46, archived)

i'm pretty proud of this minichevron of accusation

(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:50, archived)

you winning QOTW is like this:
duly edited:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=caPmw3OVQMo
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:18, archived)

What? The original video had the people in the car commenting "what the hell? He hasn't even seen him!"
Why has a news channel added WOAH SCARY MUSIC CAR CRASH SOUND EFFECTS to it?
(__, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:19, archived)

Oh, it's not a news channel
I see
(__, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:20, archived)

for fun I expect

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:20, archived)

I rather feel like I've won a crying contest.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:22, archived)

all those tears of impotent rage

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:23, archived)

I liked the 'remember who pays your wages you incompetent cunt' reply to yours.
QOTW have got real rage issues.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:28, archived)

I liked the bit about 'stop treating us like mentally subnormal children'
I wish I'd have seen that earlier.

I could have said 'good work in not acting like one there'.

b3ta.com/questions/matron/post663724
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:34, archived)

what a twat

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:36, archived)

Someone on /offtopic is VERY upset about it already.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:37, archived)

Haha me?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:40, archived)

There's always one.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:42, archived)

I clicked your post
so it would be wonderfully stupid of me to be upset about you winning.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:43, archived)

I can't wait till BGB finds out.
He loves it when I win stuff.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:45, archived)

That's a girl, dude.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:46, archived)

"citation needed"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:47, archived)

Ha ha ha.
With a name like ubergeekian he sure sounds like a mentally competent, mature adult.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:37, archived)

I just read that as a spastic's wail for someone to feed him dry weetabix

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:38, archived)

That's the noise you make when the other spastics ride you

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:45, archived)

Get off my back
I'm not your dad.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:47, archived)

I'm frustrated at not being able to reply to that myself.
Yeah, right, hospitals are killing people... it's not as if people tend to get taken to them because they're in imminent danger of death or anything.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:50, archived)

I'd love to know where the fuck it got the 20,000 figure from.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:51, archived)

in the U.S. 100,000 people die each year
through not being able to get medical treatment. I got that from Wikipedia.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:56, archived)

That's some fine stereotypical QOTWing right there
it's even timed the reply so as to get the last word, guaranteed.
I bet it's got a HOOJ case of undiagnosed assburgers.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:11, archived)

that's a proper twelve-chinner right there

( spacefish bong!, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:34, archived)

link?

(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:18, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/matron/

I might go and break the news to /off-topic.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:21, archived)

this is a great day
good work
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:22, archived)

that is genuinely good
i'dve clicked it if i'd seen it
( spacefish bong!, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:28, archived)

All good stuff,
although hospitals can be a bewildering and frightening place if you're not accustomed to having to be in one, but there's no excuse for being rude.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48, archived)

There is a difference between being rude
because you are confused, frightened and in pain, and being rude because you are a cunt. I think A_B put that in, to be fair to him.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:50, archived)

I'm not arguing,
just saying, like. Some people seem to think they are the centre of the universe. I used to work on reception in a physiotherapy department and people used to get right upset that they had to wait a whole month for an appointment when they were in pain. Yes dear, everyone on the waiting list is in pain, no you can't be seen any sooner.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:55, archived)

Well done.
YAY
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:19, archived)

I'm guessing hubare is pressing F5 in an attempt to be First on this week's QOTW
It'll all be for the irony, of course.
(__, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:21, archived)

I'm thinking the next categories to add are 'it's the replies that are most depressing' and 'FIRST amongst prats'.
Or something similarly witty.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:22, archived)

I think you should have a category of ironic winners
with you and me in it.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:32, archived)

dude, that's like EXACTLY what I'm doing...
it's difficult to keep concentration though because I'm drooring pictures of things that never were
(likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:43, archived)

i'm gutted that the matron one with the spitting is closed now
i wanted to ask if he supported tottenham
*hock... sper*
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:27, archived)

Most QOTW people are spittable

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:31, archived)

All the time
in fact I save it up into a block, like butter, and spread it on Ryvita.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:04, archived)

i can't believe it's not spangles

( spacefish bong!, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:05, archived)

Mmmmmm, great on crumpets!

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:06, archived)

Even better on the thinking man's crumpet.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:07, archived)

AND only 3% fat.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:08, archived)

Spangolin Buttery.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:06, archived)

spangel delight
i know it's not directly relevant, but i thought it and liked the germanic look of "spangel"
( spacefish bong!, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:16, archived)

Cr3 is being mean to me

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:06, archived)

You probably deserve it.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:06, archived)

I readily admit this
but it still hurts.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:07, archived)

What did you do?

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:08, archived)

Are you being a dick again?

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:08, archived)

I pointed out that my old profile had become visible again
and asked if this meant he had relented and was going to let me have access to it to get all my gazzes and pictures.

He made it invisible again :(
he called me a poohead
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:09, archived)

Didn't this all start with you being a dick?

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:11, archived)

A flouncing, long-insult-post-making dick

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:20, archived)

Sex juice, menstrual fluid, piss or all of the above?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:08, archived)

All of it
in layers like that 5 counties cheese.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:08, archived)

stop it
stop it STOP IT
( moohalaa, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:10, archived)

How much would I have to pay you lick a girl out? She has to gush on your chin.
serious question.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:11, archived)

at least a grand, cash

( moohalaa, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:13, archived)

yeah, a grand sounds about right
it wouldn't exactly be traumatic but it's not something I'd do lightly :(((

*bleurgh*
( moohalaa, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:14, archived)

hmmm. I think we could get that together.
would be funny to watch.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:14, archived)

like someone licking an ice lolly when they've got sensitive teeth

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:16, archived)

like watching Anne Widdecombe trying to eat salted fish-eyes while trying not to barf on national TV
it would be that awful :(
( moohalaa, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:18, archived)

How much for you to suck on a willy?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:21, archived)

about £5

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:33, archived)

Can you lend me £4.63?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:43, archived)

Sure thing!
what for?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:47, archived)

Panini stickers.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:05, archived)

a my
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:37, archived)

You have to last as long as it takes to count.
*nosh nosh nosh nosh nosh* One pound *nosh nosh noshy shlurp nosh nosh* Two pounds *Shlippy slorpy gasp-for-air nosh nosh nosh* Threeeeeeeee pounds *nosh nosh nosh oh-god-I-think-my-jaw-has-locked nosh nosh* Foooooooooooooour pooooooooounds
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:16, archived)

I'm sorry you are getting overexcited Declan

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:17, archived)

worse than waterboarding I swear to God

( moohalaa, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:19, archived)

hahahaha

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:21, archived)

I've been waterboarding

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:37, archived)

both, not on purpose

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:05, archived)

I bet you eat felch like marmite.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:06, archived)

Like a dog licking up nutella

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:06, archived)

I bet when you go down on no-chin
it looks like a hamster gnawing at a yule log.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:08, archived)

It's like a kitten licking the end of a marrow.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:13, archived)

You drop spunk into your eyes with a pipette every morning

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:08, archived)

You have to bake your broom like fimo for any chance of a stiffy.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:10, archived)

You've got a fanny like a folded up net curtain in a heavy smoker's house

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:14, archived)

Your balls are like two gnarled and tiny raisins swimming in the malformed porridge that are your legs.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:17, archived)

You need scaffolding and pulleys to prise apart your powerfully stumpy peg legs
then when they finally do spring apart the ghosts of Victoria explorers come out and vomit fish fog into your mouth and you drink it like a starved chick.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:21, archived)

Your eyes look like your face has double wrinkly bumholes and your eyelashes are oily pubes.
If you want to see anything you have to get Kersal to finger your face until you're gaping enough peer out from your shit tinted spectacles.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:26, archived)

Your eyes looks like they were thumbed in by an angry sailor
you look like you live on a diet of golf balls.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:29, archived)

You've got such crippling undiagnosed aspergers that you've employed James Carter to be your life coach and joke writer.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:33, archived)

You look like a Down's Parrot with a painted clingfilm disguised wrapped around it

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:36, archived)

You look like someone has stuck a poodle onto the bell end of a needle dick .

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:42, archived)

good fight
*handshakes*
*your breasts wobble lots*
*minor victory*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48, archived)

Good game, good game.
*hugs*
*does that funny manly back hitting thing that men do*
*sees your head wobble lots due to the weight of your massive dobber and my manly back slaps*
*ultimate victory*
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:57, archived)

p.s.s that one made me laugh and feel sick at the same time
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:29, archived)

Just be careful that when you're sick you don't vom up Kersal's cuntage cheese over your sticky keyboard.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:36, archived)

I'll suck it all out and vom it into an ice cream tub and freeze it, then scoop it back out when I'm watching a movie to snack on

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:41, archived)

If you used a pipette to drop anything on your eye
your weedy retina would shriek in a high-pitched girlish voice before corroding like a wafer in acid.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:10, archived)

I can't do a double cuss match, i'll focus on TFD for now beeotch

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:12, archived)

Everyone tries their own brand

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:06, archived)

It's always that after BJ kiss that you're like "........god damn it."

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:09, archived)

eww!
*shudders*
( jenpots, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:11, archived)

And you get a miniture pearl necklace between your bottom lip and hers

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:12, archived)

+I didn't know I was so tasty!

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:14, archived)

I bet you've tried bumloaf

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:10, archived)

i don't even own a spunk/flange leaks!

( spacefish bong!, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:05, archived)

I like sprouts

( jenpots, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:07, archived)

I like sprouts too
they play havok with my bum but they are delicious
( moohalaa, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:11, archived)

Not yet.
I'm filling up a milk bottle which I keep in the fridge.
Once it's full I'm going to have it with Coco-pops.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:08, archived)

I went to school with someone that saved his spode in a jar
and regrettably, this is completely true.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:20, archived)

Lightly fried egg on toasted seedy batch
bit of sea salt, bit of black pepper, a dab of spunk. Gorgeous.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:23, archived)

lol...I read that as 'dab of spunk'

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:27, archived)

Yay for the word 'batch' :)

( Poppy The Platypus was abducted by an army of toast soldiers on, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:46, archived)