Oh hai mike.
You'll be pleased to know that as of just now, rule 34 does apply to Susan Boyle. :-( No more /b/ today.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:57, archived)

I bet it's out there though.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:04, archived)

That's not how I'd describe it.
It's worse than that time you did live cam sex with Gilgamesh on tinychat.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:05, archived)

Right...
I know I never told anyone about that so Gilgamesh's got some serious explaining to do.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:06, archived)