I'd like to buy a car and tie enough helium balloons to it to lift it into the air
and also include some kind of device to detach the balloons once the car was over an important football game, or wedding, or police stand off.

I will be selling advertising space on the car
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 11:31, archived)

"Congratulations to Kate and John on your wonderful day, love, the family"
*Crushes John, killing him and splattering him over the pavement*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 12:22, archived)