suprised no-ones mentioned
getting a top clean carwash token from the local garage to clean their Honda accord while paying for plastic surgery for their supermodel to have supermassive tits and upgrading to ultrawhizz crack and gold label columbian nose candy in heroic amounts.
it's what i'd do.
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 13:10, archived)

this isn't /QOTW
we don't tell lies over here
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)

so when
you or others talk about someones mothers dried up massive hole, bukkake loving whore bag of a mother it's all true?
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 13:31, archived)

well duh
why do you think I'm this bitter?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 13:37, archived)

Oh dear there really is no need
to talk inapropriately to you like that, even if your mum loves being analy raped by a gang of bikers it should not be used to hurt your feelings.
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 13:43, archived)

Like many others
I love my old mum dearly
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 13:49, archived)

I bought a VTEC sticker for my Cinquecento today
it looks the balls
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 13:34, archived)

not a dead head sticker for your cadilac?

(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 13:47, archived)