Magnets work by using magnetism.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:21, archived)

Magnets work by being attracted to each others' faces, but not each others' bottoms.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:23, archived)

Magnets think the air is made of the sea, and they make waves in it.
Other magnets like surfing.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:24, archived)

Eggnetism
More like
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:23, archived)