Damn you and your ironic facial hair and terrible jumper.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:36, archived)

can you see my jeans are a few inches too short
and my shoes were stolen from a bowling alley!
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:40, archived)

FUCK YOU MAN!
*unicycles off whilst listening to cassette walkman*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:43, archived)