Because I'm attached to a vac pump after having my appendix out.
I can't go out for 2 weeks :(
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 21:21, archived)

Ooof, that sucks.
rofl etc
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 21:25, archived)

A what pump?
I wasn't allowed to play out for six weeks when I had mine out. No pumps were involved.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 21:26, archived)

I think they want to make sure I don't get filled up with pus again and have to go back in
I'm not a good patient.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 21:43, archived)

Bleeurgh
Get yourself fixed
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 21:46, archived)

I'm definitely getting better this time
Should be back to normal by the end of the month.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 21:49, archived)

oh let's hope so, feel better soon miss!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 21:50, archived)

Thank you!
I'm mostly really pissed off at missing the summer.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 21:54, archived)

It's nothing to do with your appendix, they're mining you for hydrogen gas

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 21:29, archived)

Methane's more likely
It sounded like an orchestra tuning up in the mornings in the bowel surgery ward.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 21:44, archived)

Diagnosis: Booze

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 21:31, archived)

I wish it was.
I haven't had any booze for nearly four weeks now and I can't have any till I get off the morphine.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 21:47, archived)

kick back and watch Total Recall
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( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 21:48, archived)