Shave them off
No more greys, easier to clean, and it'll make your winkle look bigger :)
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:28, archived)

I'm more of a short back & sides kinda bloke
thats another problem with getting older, you have to take a lawnmower to the bush every 10 minutes or so to prevent pant moustache.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:30, archived)