I'm starting to get sick of all the killing spree jokes
They're not even raoulmoatly funny
( Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:03, archived)

You've just proven your own point, there.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:04, archived)

Rofls

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:04, archived)

You know what,
I like that joke.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:05, archived)

Never mind, cheer yourself up with this.
s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_l599oijGWP1qz96sho1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1278716094&Signature=taGoBwBt%2B5osuLHx6ppRvC%2ByS8s%3D
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:07, archived)

Huh.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:08, archived)

I was never worried about that before
Perhaps I ought to go and check and obsess about yet another mythical beauty standard that I fall short of and need to purchase a product to "correct"?

For crying out loud, is no woman allowed to look like nature intended for ANY part of her body?
( in vino veritas, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:13, archived)

Christ no, you're hideous creatures.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:16, archived)

Surely the only time a man sees it, the lights are off?

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:16, archived)

This is where my night-vision mutation is merely a curse at the minute.
'Ning all you lovely people.

Except YOU!
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:21, archived)

I know
I'm a terrible cunt.
Perhaps I should dye myself pink.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:22, archived)

Hahhaa.
I like this.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:24, archived)

Pffft

( in vino veritas, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:28, archived)

You want me to keep pitching at this speed or mix it up a little?

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:36, archived)

Surprise me.

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:38, archived)

BOO!!!

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:45, archived)

AAAARGH!
Cheers, that's got rid of those hiccups.

*edit* right, 'night you lot - got to get some sleep, job interview tomorrow.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:48, archived)

GOODBYE GOODLUCK LOVEYOU

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:03, archived)

Good luck
Hope it goes well :)
( in vino veritas, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:06, archived)

fuck, that's going to look strange on the popular page

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:52, archived)

Oh come on, most women wear lipstick

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:17, archived)

Not sure that's true, especially if you're talking about women worldwide
but OK. Decorating visible skin is slightly different from dying your genitals though, isn't it?
( in vino veritas, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:20, archived)

are your genitals invisible or something?
for goodness sake woman, tidy yourself up.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:21, archived)

I keep mine strapped up between my legs

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:30, archived)

well of course,
we all know how to wear a belt.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:33, archived)

I am an unbearable slattern
:(
( in vino veritas, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:38, archived)

Clearly not anymore

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:25, archived)

You're probably right
I wouldn't do either. Isn't it the same group as shaving, painting toenails and all that jazz?

I think this needs a Venn Diagram
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:25, archived)

A Venn diagram never goes amiss

( in vino veritas, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:28, archived)

I don't
Gloss at the most
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:30, archived)

No, apparently not!
Hmpf. Not that I've gone grey "down there", as far as I know. Eww
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:19, archived)

Quick!
Your friends are whispering about the unacceptable colour of your vulva! Hurry hurry to purchase some dye!
( in vino veritas, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:22, archived)

I'll never forget the day I got my first grey pube
a sorrowful day indeed at broadsword towers
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:22, archived)

I hope you Just4men'd it to oblivion.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:25, archived)

Nah I stay as nature intended
love me, love my unruly grey pubes
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:28, archived)

I think a huge, unnaturally jet black bush would be a good look.
Like an afro for your willy.
( Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:37, archived)

I just did a google image search for cock afro to see if it would be a look that suits me
Didn't really work out, rather more cock than afro
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:40, archived)

Shave them off
No more greys, easier to clean, and it'll make your winkle look bigger :)
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:28, archived)

I'm more of a short back & sides kinda bloke
thats another problem with getting older, you have to take a lawnmower to the bush every 10 minutes or so to prevent pant moustache.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:30, archived)

show us a picture so we can see if you're ok

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:20, archived)

If my fanny went grey, I'd be more worried about circulation problems than putting fucking lipstick on it.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:24, archived)

LOL
Good point, well made!
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:28, archived)

I'm not sure how long it would take for me to notice
I don't spend much time staring at myself at that angle. Oh god, perhaps my bits are grey RIGHT NOW!
( in vino veritas, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:30, archived)

QUICK, TO THE HAND MIRROR!

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:30, archived)

also, THIS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A39pVkbQA4U
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:43, archived)

Crazy, isn't it?
Fantastic advance. And they will be able to use the new discoveries in human medicine, apparently.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:47, archived)

I still think they should have given him lasers while they were at it.

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:49, archived)

Look at him climbing!

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:49, archived)

Did you get my tumblr reply?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:54, archived)

i like that he makes sure the feet are the right colour too!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:55, archived)

tricking people into buying things they don't need is no joke

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:14, archived)

Oh

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:15, archived)

Oh thank god! The number of times I've spread 'em and my gent has said "sorry Adso, needs more 'fuchsia', get some slap on it".
(Adso of Melk didn't do it, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:19, archived)

A "Paramedical Esthetician", eh?
I call bullshit
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:22, archived)

I know, it's exactly something you'd need in an emergency, an aesthetician.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:23, archived)

Partly my point
not only is it a load of crap, the Septic morons can't even spell.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:24, archived)

Well, they do leave the A off as standard.
I've learned not to be so harsh on them for that.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:27, archived)

Look, sometimes I NEED A PEDICURE.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:29, archived)

Pffft.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:32, archived)

About time.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:27, archived)

"Never tested on animals" - Is that because they'd have felt a bit weird rubbing it into a dogs clunge?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:28, archived)

Also do they have a version for men? Spending too much time on B3ta has given me unrealistic expectations of how purple my bellend should be.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:34, archived)

Ppfft, I thought I'd heard it all when I saw pubic hair dye...
(Chook, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 2:34, archived)

I think you mean 'remotely'

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:10, archived)

No, because, you see
oh never mind.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:12, archived)

raul moat?
they should look around castles
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:13, archived)

now, Choc Ice, this ^ is funny

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:16, archived)

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:13, archived)

Not a Bettie?
How about a Ginger? Or a Marilyn?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:26, archived)

I bet Audry looks like a slab of steak.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:28, archived)

That reply was supposed to be up there.
Arse.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:30, archived)

I'm rather upset that they're all out of stock to be honest

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:31, archived)

I think we should go and get some Dulux paint charts to compare ourselves to now, while we're young and lovely
Then when we get old and grey we can restore our natural youthful colour. Imagine getting the wrong shade, how awful would that be?
( in vino veritas, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:33, archived)

I really don't think I could cope with the shame

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:35, archived)

If I had a labia I'd totally dye it green
to show my labial individuality. Which isn't an easy thing to say.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:35, archived)

I'd like a bollock cream with Pro Retinol A to help reduce wrinkles and laughter lines

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:41, archived)

I can help.
My bollock cream contains Pro Retinol A. It's to be taken orally.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:45, archived)

*drops monocle*

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:51, archived)

I'm "tequila sunrise"
Should I be worried?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:53, archived)

Only if someone starts treating it as a "tequila slammer".

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:00, archived)

*pours salt*

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:01, archived)

Fuck yes
Tequila sunrises are red shading to orange!
( in vino veritas, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:08, archived)

I lolled

(littlelise - domestically challenged, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:14, archived)

Ha

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:19, archived)

i serial killer agree

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:49, archived)

Don't really find them funny
I like clever jokes
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:42, archived)

then boy oh boy are you going to be disappointed

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:48, archived)

2 blondes walk into a bar.
The barman said "why the long face", she said "It's not a Lion, it's a Giraffe"

My mate tells them better.
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 2:30, archived)