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( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:52, archived)

I meant because you're such a responsible adult who would in no way endanger the safety of others.
I wish I was more like you.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:53, archived)

I nailed a crow to a bench.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:54, archived)

i have a cut on my eyebrow from overenthusiastic hugging.
i also got told off for public displays of affection whilst shopping.

BETTER THAN CROWS.
( sleepybinky, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:17, archived)

i think the cut makes me look tough but it does hurt when i touch it.
which i do far too often. because i'm tough
( sleepybinky, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:21, archived)