Time for a new thread
mainly because I'm on my lunch and I want something to read.

I have a double grading tonight in ju jitsu, I'm not nervous because I know I know my stuff.

What and when was your last test, exam or grading?

edit: Sorry BM XXX
( jenpots, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:31, archived)

It's like this
www.b3ta.com/links/Birdwatching_song
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:32, archived)

would you?
Oh man, if I had known, I would've totally let you at the bash.
( jenpots, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:35, archived)

Bash bash bash
Have some blurry pictures of Farlington Marshes:
www.flickr.com/photos/45161778@N05/sets/72157624995499908/
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:39, archived)

Your existence reminded me that I need to be CRB checked for work at some point.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:51, archived)

:(

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:52, archived)

I meant because you're such a responsible adult who would in no way endanger the safety of others.
I wish I was more like you.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:53, archived)

I nailed a crow to a bench.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:54, archived)

i have a cut on my eyebrow from overenthusiastic hugging.
i also got told off for public displays of affection whilst shopping.

BETTER THAN CROWS.
( sleepybinky, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:17, archived)

i think the cut makes me look tough but it does hurt when i touch it.
which i do far too often. because i'm tough
( sleepybinky, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:21, archived)

which you will fail
Mong
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:58, archived)

That would be one of those computer aptitude tests employment agencies get you to do,
hmm probably about three years ago now.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:34, archived)

My last test was some bacterial cultures from the back of my throat
That was in June
/hospital funtimes
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:35, archived)

did you pass?

( jenpots, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:35, archived)

I'd imagine so, they didn't tell me to go back for different antibiotics
and I'm still alive

/This was a triumph
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:36, archived)

i'm making a note here, huge success

( sleepybinky, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:13, archived)

Hurrah The LOVELY DEADLY Jenpots!
I get a staff review every year to tell me how great I am at my job. Last one was in March.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:35, archived)

*pats on the head*
Hello Mr Stuj are you well, apart from the obvious cold aids that is raping your lungs.
( jenpots, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:37, archived)

I am ta lully.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:38, archived)

After the previous 11, they wanted 1 more
The capture of Cerberus
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:35, archived)

Where in Cumbria are you from, shitcunt?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:50, archived)

When
you finally get out of puberty , I'll tell you.
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:33, archived)

Got my driving test in December
hopefully I'll have remembered to check my mirrors all the time by then. And not go through red lights. And indicate when going off roundabouts.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:35, archived)

Just remember to flag anyone you don't like the look of and say "Fucking Prius" at every Prius you see

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:37, archived)

I have to cut down on my swearing
apparently they mark you down for suggesting the white van driver that just cut you up has a tiny, acorn-like penis.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:38, archived)

Or you could say you have tourettes
And go all out
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:40, archived)

when you see someone not dipping his headlights for you, say wanker.
the rule is, if they aren't dipped by the time you're done saying it, then you are justified because he really is a wanker.
( sleepybinky, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:24, archived)

Yay! You'll be fine
.... s'long and you remember at that stuff,
( jenpots, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:38, archived)

Thanks for the info on the natural history museum by the way,
still think it might be fun to go for just an hour or two, something different to usual!
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:44, archived)

no worries!
it was fun, just not what I expected when I went :)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:46, archived)

Which natural history museum is this?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:58, archived)

The one in London

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:01, archived)

Is that near milton keynes?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:08, archived)

London: Like Milton Keynes, but older. And not as shit.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:14, archived)

PCV licence
about 3 years ago.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:37, archived)

Oh, and lots of tests to see how fucked my innards are a couple of weeks ago
turns out only some of my innards are a bit fucked, which was nice.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:38, archived)

that's a good test to pass.

( jenpots, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:42, archived)

Looks good on my CV

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:43, archived)

oh if tests of your innards count,
I had an ultrasound scan of my kidneys a couple of months ago.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:43, archived)

are you going to get a bionic colon?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:59, archived)

I've been saving up for a platinum appendix

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:12, archived)

about a year ago i passed my drink driving test

( mongychops, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:37, archived)

Erm, driving test? Maybe?

( rosie posie tingly bongly, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:38, archived)

I had a maths resit in August.
I passed.
Now I spend my days testing my patience trying to get fucking servers and cmseseses installed and configured properly.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:43, archived)

Does swearing help?
I swear at accounts that won't balance, it seems to help.
( jenpots, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:44, archived)

They're virtual servers, so I worry about filling them with existential angst if I tell them off.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:46, archived)

It's also probably more to do with me not having a fucking clue what I'm doing, and making it up as I go along.
That can't help.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:49, archived)

meh, best way to learn
sink or swim.
( jenpots, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:51, archived)

I'm getting paid to do it, so I should probably make sure it works at least a little bit.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:54, archived)

been a while, probably my CCNA
I failed horribly
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:45, archived)

My last test was an exercise test to see how my heart reacted.
It reacted well and returned to normal very quickly considering everything it had been through.
Unfortunately, after the test and due to my medication, my blood pressure tanked and I had to be stuck on oxygen before I passed out.
My vision had gone blurry and I couldn't breathe, my eyelids were very heavy. They said if I had given in and closed my eyes I'd have woken up on the floor.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:48, archived)

MASSIVE DRUGS

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:49, archived)

beta blockers?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:51, archived)

Yeah OK, how much do you want for them?

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:52, archived)

one shrivelled winky.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:54, archived)

My shrivelled winky is my pride and joy
and for that reason, I'm out.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:57, archived)

still count
I was on beta blockers for a while. They worked. Then End.
( jenpots, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:53, archived)

Oh boy
I sometimes get that, it's a strange feeling, like you're really sleepy and don't have the energy to stay standing up, but also blissful and at the same time like you're falling into a tunnel. Apparently when it happens I go as white as a ghost.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:52, archived)

I fucking hated it.
Felt like I was dying.
I could understand if it had happened while I was on the bike but this was after while I was cooling down.
My vision had great big grey blobs in it and my head was swimming. I just wanted to close my eyes.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:54, archived)

The first time it's horrible
The loss of vision is a bit scary but I find the tinnitus is quite relaxing. I've only ever passed out twice and believe me, it's scarier for whoever I'm with, the prospect of me passing out on them and all :P
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:59, archived)

I did a test earlier
aparrently the type of cheese I am most like is slice
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:49, archived)

Dunno
probably something crappy at work. I don't do tests, or exams, or gradings.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:54, archived)

Sign Language exam
failed. I probably told the woman to fuck off or something
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:17, archived)