I bet he has some black polyester trousers with white stripes down the seams
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:12,
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LIES! SLANDEROUS LIES!
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:16,
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