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The giblets were having an argument when the kidney turned to one particular organ and called him a coward for refusing to fight him.
To which it replied "Hey! I'm a liver, not a fighter".

HAHAHAHAAHAHAH! I SHOULD DO STAND UP! FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:54, archived)
That's actually funny compared to your usual nonsense.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:55, archived)
FUCK YOU.
FUCK OFF. I FUCKING HATE YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:55, archived)
<3

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:55, archived)
XOXOX

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:56, archived)
I think the shit lurker from down there has had some kind of breakdown.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:02, archived)
I'm getting some proper mental gazzes.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:03, archived)
I think you should unveil them for the world to see.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:04, archived)
Honestly, what the fuck?
@ re: At least thank the people that answered your question,
What do you care?

Go stick some more gel in it quick!
(Qazxswe After 6 years major lurkage..., Thu 30 Sep, 17:00, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
in reply to:
Sent To Qazxswe:

@ re: At least thank the people that answered your question,
What the blithering fuck are you on about, chavvy ginger hair?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Unpleasant creature, Thu 30 Sep, 16:59)
in reply to:
@ re: At least thank the people that answered your question,
Oh mate I *really* hope we didnt get off on the wrong foot...

Very sorry again. Hope the medication works for you real soon.

I might be a pointless fuckhole but with time I can learn and change. Try doing that to your chavvy ginger hair
(Qazxswe After 6 years major lurkage..., Thu 30 Sep, 16:57)
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:04, archived)
oh god
are you ginger?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:08, archived)
No.
My hair has been many colours in my life, but never, ever ginger.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:09, archived)
Nor is it chavvy or full of gel.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:10, archived)
You are FAIRLY chavvy, be honest.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:11, archived)
I bet he has some black polyester trousers with white stripes down the seams

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:12, archived)
LIES! SLANDEROUS LIES!

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:16, archived)
I don't even know how.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:15, archived)
Come on.
All that "business" (and it's in the past and I love you and I'm glad it all worked out and you are happy, you know) wouldn't have been out of place on a Jeremy Kyle. And you wear shell suits, drink Special Brew and on your passport your occupation is given as "Twocker".
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:19, archived)
You fucking liar.
Special brew is foul.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:21, archived)
I LOVE YOU YES I DO

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:24, archived)
harsh
cr3 calls me a chav because I want a Staffie
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:21, archived)
Chav.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:24, archived)
Chav.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:24, archived)
fucking hell, you might as well tie your hair in a Chelsea Facelift and get a white tracksuit
you revolting council-estate trollop.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:30, archived)
Get a Staf/English Mastiff cross instead.
Looks the same but five times bigger. Then you can look even smaller, as everyone will think it's a normal staf.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:34, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:58, archived)
haha poor people

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 18:29, archived)
HAHAHA! THEY ARE A CRY BABY!
LOVE IT!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:08, archived)
Hahaha
Oh excellent, I do love the mentals.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:11, archived)
They're multiplying, WB
it's like there's something in the water.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:13, archived)

I based your chavvy/gingeryness on the fact that googling your nick brings up your Flickr (and dont say it isnt yours because it mentions b3ta on it as well) and you look... well.. ginger.

My main point is a think you are a rude, uncouth moran (EDIT: yes as in Dylan) who sends offensive messages with no basis in truth.

I dont and never will have a problem with gingers.

And yes I may be mental... I have had a proper shit day and some fuckwit insulting me for no reason (and more importantly) with real menace pissed me off.

Sorry. Will deal with it
(I helped save b3ta! Qazxswe Meh, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:22, archived)
MORAN

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:23, archived)
Haha, 'real menace.'
TAKING THE INTERNET TOO SERIOUSLY.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:25, archived)
Your screen and/or eyes are fucked, you mentalist.
And at least I can spell moron, you moron.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:24, archived)

Haha I meant as in Dylan - as per my edit :P

And do fuck off: Google your name. A ginger pricks Flickr account with a b3ta badge appears on it.

That is some fucked up coincidence
(I helped save b3ta! Qazxswe Meh, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:25, archived)
MORAN

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:28, archived)
Oh, I see.
You're basing everything off a picture taken over 4 years ago, whereas I'm basing everything off you being a screaming mental on here.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:29, archived)
he's right, you do look ginger:
www.flickr.com/photos/brayndedd/280181618/

It's ok, you can admit it. Yo udon't have to be ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:36, archived)
Fair enough, but that's not even a little bit what I look like nowadays, what with it being 4 years ago.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:41, archived)
Are you still with her?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:59, archived)
No, not for a few years now.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:59, archived)
thank god, she's rough

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 18:01, archived)
Cracking tits though.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 18:10, archived)

And I hope you told her to go see a doctors with that cracking skin issue... Not a good look... crusty tits...
(I helped save b3ta! Qazxswe Meh, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 18:16, archived)
Wooooah now
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moran_%28Maasai%29

he might just fuck your shit right up.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:26, archived)
MORRON

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:26, archived)
MOARING

(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:46, archived)
*pokes the mental for more reactions*

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:27, archived)

I have been poked and responded accordingly.

I would look for more pictures of the lying ginger but I cant be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! Qazxswe Meh, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 18:17, archived)
you need to calm down
this place is a playground. Insults are thrown with full violence, safe in the knowledge that none of us care about who we're talking to. If you get insulted, it's your problem. It's only the internet, after all.

Take a deep breath, you mardy cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:27, archived)
but those words really hurt, whaaaaaaaaaaa

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:30, archived)
I'm totally sending this to mike.
It's comedy gold.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:32, archived)
I just looked at the flickr photo - you are totally pikey looking.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:36, archived)
I was a bit of a twat back then, I must admit.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:41, archived)
Are you ginger?
No.
My hair has been many colours in my life, but never, ever ginger.
( BraynDedd Unpleasant creature, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:09, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply) then:

Your screen and/or eyes are fucked, you mentalist.
And at least I can spell moron, you moron.
( BraynDedd Unpleasant creature, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:24, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply) then:

But in actual fact:

Oh, I see.
( BraynDedd Unpleasant creature, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:29, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)

In summary: Q: Are you ginger BraynDedd? A: Yes. Yes I am

Be proud BraynDedd! BTW did you see that MIA video?
(I helped save b3ta! Qazxswe Meh, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 18:15, archived)
That one always makes me hungry for ice-cream

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:07, archived)
<3-
Two scoops and a flake.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:07, archived)
Your turn.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:55, archived)
Tell you one thing.
You're great at helping me keep my post rate down.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:55, archived)
HAHAHAAHHAAH! YEAH! FUCK YEAH! GOOD ONE! YOU SHOULD DO STAND UP!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:57, archived)
I found out the other day
that "Dublin" is Viking for "Blackpool".
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:55, archived)
I'm not sure which should be more insulted by that.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:56, archived)
It is.
True fact. I found that out when I went for a tour around Dublin Castle.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:56, archived)
same as Ola Dubh (black oil) stout that I love drinking

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:57, archived)
"Blackpool" is old English for shithole

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:01, archived)
yes, you can tell by the number of Norwegian and Swedish villages also called Dublin
of which there are none
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:32, archived)
how many are called York?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:33, archived)
That's named after a bloke, though
you'd think the Norse words for "black" and "pool" would show up a fair amount on a map of Scandinavia.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:35, archived)
Well I don't know,
I never got round to committing the name of every Scandinavian settlement to memory.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:39, archived)
I'm not saying it's not possible
but the word "dublin" doesn't sound Norse at all. "dub" doesn't sound like any of the words for murky, swampy, dull, dark, black or anything else in my Norwegian, Icelandic or Swedish dictionaries, and neither does Pool. And Icelandic is only 4% different from the Old Norse spoken by Vikings (according to lexicostatistics or whatever) so I just want to see a little bit of evidence contrary to my own opinion that Dublin is the Irish word for "town full of trollops."
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:42, archived)
So far, wikipedia is saying "Dubh Linn" is Irish
so fuck knows how the poor Vikings got roped in as an explanation for such a shit name.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:45, archived)
you're a slow reader,
it's only the fifth sentence in.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:49, archived)
Perhaps he's checking the facts before making wild outlandish statements.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:55, archived)
what do you think I just made it up or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:58, archived)
ok well Wikipedia tells me it's actually Irish for "blackpool"
but that it is a Viking settlement. I read in a book that it was founded by Vikings and called "Dubh Linn" meaning Black Pool and I guess I assumed they would have named it in their own language, granted it doesn't sound very Norse but place names often seem to take on a mind of their own.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:48, archived)
and reading a bit more
not only is it not a Viking name, it's not a Viking settlement either. Yes, there was a Norse encampment there, but it is neither the origin of the town or of the name. History fail. You should know better, MGT.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:54, archived)
So where it says "originally founded as a Viking settlement",
that's a lie, is it?*

Yeah, I should know better, fancy getting my facts about European mediaeval history by reading a book on the subject. Silly me.

*EDIT: and
"the town was established in about 841[7] by the Norse. ...
Dublin was ruled by the Norse for most of the time between 841 and 999, when it was sacked by Brian Boru, the King of Cashel.[8] Although Dublin still had a Norse king after the Battle of Clontarf in 1014, Norse influence waned under a growing Celtic supremacy until the conquest of Ireland which was launched from Britain in 1169-1172."
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:55, archived)
Wikipedia is not a book.
Nor is it facts.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:57, archived)
Neither is it the book I'm talking about.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:58, archived)
But why would a Norse settlement give itself an Irish name?
that wouldn't make any sense. Or we could look at this sentence from wiki... "It is now thought that the Viking settlement was preceded by a Christian ecclesiastical settlement known as Duiblinn..." just to get a second opinion on whatever book it is you're reading, that's all I'm saying.

Is it a book all about Dublin?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 18:01, archived)
No it's a book about the middle ages generally,
it only mentions Dublin as an aside. I don't know why you have to be such an arse about it, I just thought it was interesting. Fucking hell. It's like I mortally offended you or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 18:06, archived)
well, I don't mind off the cuff statements from most people
but something so obviously false as your original statement, coming from someone as academically clued-up as you, stuck in my craw. Consider it a compliment, if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 18:10, archived)
Maybe it's more obvious to a professional linguist.
I don't know very much about either Old Norse or Gaelic. But it WAS a Viking town, and it DOES mean "Blackpool".
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 18:14, archived)
He's almost certainly correct, mind
Dublin sounds about as Norse as Qatar.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:43, archived)
Swedish?
Those cunts stayed at home masturbating cows when the Norsemen were getting busy.
/Danish blog
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:35, archived)
isn't there a Danish insult that translates as "you old port whore"?
I loved that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:46, archived)
I'll ask my old man
as a keen sailor he's bound to know.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:47, archived)
I have fond memories of Denmark
and despite not being famous for heavy metal, it's still achingly beautiful, and the people have an excellent sense of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:49, archived)
The cowfoot (Koefoed in Norse) clan are from
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bornholm
I might go and lay claim to it at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:56, archived)
them envirophone people are going to give me 70 quid for my old n95, great times

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:56, archived)
check how much CeX will give you

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:58, archived)
£78 unlocked.
Otherwise it's priced according to network.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:00, archived)
dunno why n95 is worth so much, it's sat in my cupboard for 18 months

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:02, archived)
No idea, I wasn't that keen on mine after a few months.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:03, archived)
must be full of jew gold

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:07, archived)
58 quid, fuck em

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:00, archived)
Why did the chicken crossing the street?
Because his shopping was on other side!

Ha! Ha! It is the way I am telling them!
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:56, archived)
Formica now and unholy within.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:57, archived)
I'm going to go and inflict my musical tastes on the sick and dying now.
BYE
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:00, archived)
YOu should totally make them listen to Me And Mrs Jones. by Billy Paul

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:03, archived)
and While You're In Here, Your Wife's Fucking The Postman by Shithead and the Jesus Fuckers.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:04, archived)
that's cheered me up after a hard day of work!
Only kidding. I never work hard.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:39, archived)