Swedish?
Those cunts stayed at home masturbating cows when the Norsemen were getting busy.
/Danish blog
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:35, archived)

isn't there a Danish insult that translates as "you old port whore"?
I loved that one.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:46, archived)

I'll ask my old man
as a keen sailor he's bound to know.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:47, archived)

I have fond memories of Denmark
and despite not being famous for heavy metal, it's still achingly beautiful, and the people have an excellent sense of humour.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:49, archived)

The cowfoot (Koefoed in Norse) clan are from
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bornholm
I might go and lay claim to it at some point.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:56, archived)