His 13 year old sister.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 13:34, archived)

13? eurgh, too old.
You wouldn't make a very good incestuous paedophile Amorous Badger.
(The_Steamy_Coil_Of_Love To let her know that you really care..., Sun 10 Oct 2010, 13:36, archived)

What's it like signing the register?
How many times do have to report to the local nick?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 13:37, archived)

its once a fortnight

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 13:40, archived)

That's not very close supervision is it really.
You could fuck your underage sister a fair few times in that time.
Four times, I reckon, because you wouldn't want to do it in school nights and fuck up their future by making them unable to concentrate in class.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 13:41, archived)