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Therefore I shall take this time to announce
I AM GAY FOR TEH COCK
( ArthurTheRat, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:36, archived)

We already knew that
tell us something we don't know
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:37, archived)

But er
what if it's not?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:37, archived)

I thought you were gay for me :(

( Comma, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:37, archived)

You can be my fag hag.
Or my vamp tramp.
Whichever you prefer.
( ArthurTheRat, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:38, archived)

I'd prefer to be your wife.

( Comma, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:39, archived)