Free iPod
www.ipodgrab.co.uk/?r=10629

anyone else come across this free ipod give-away????

try the link and you might get one.
(martinrs, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:26, archived)

*stabs you in the face*

( newg rum n coke, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:27, archived)

i bet
they're so glad they posted that now.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:34, archived)

This thread will be deleted.
Therefore I shall take this time to announce
I AM GAY FOR TEH COCK
( ArthurTheRat, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:36, archived)

We already knew that
tell us something we don't know
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:37, archived)

But er
what if it's not?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:37, archived)

I thought you were gay for me :(

( Comma, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:37, archived)

You can be my fag hag.
Or my vamp tramp.
Whichever you prefer.
( ArthurTheRat, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:38, archived)

I'd prefer to be your wife.

( Comma, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:39, archived)

You don't need that many fucking question marks.

( Comma, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:27, archived)

How about
HAMMER A GLOBE UP YOUR URETHRA, YOU CUNT-PEDDLING WANKTURTLE.
( ArthurTheRat, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:27, archived)

I love you.
*hugs*
But 'urethra' needs an adjective.
( Comma, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:28, archived)

Rancid?
Maggot-infested?
( GatheredCrustacean, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:30, archived)

Rancid works well.
Maggot-infested is too long, though.
( Comma, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:34, archived)

You need to do an 'insult masterclass'
I would pay good monies for you to teach my son.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:31, archived)

SUBSCRIBE
.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:34, archived)

Nice.
8.5/10.
( Nile, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:28, archived)

*bows*
*collects roses*
*blows kisses to audience*
( ArthurTheRat, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:31, archived)

*waits*
edit: darn, didn't even get in there first
( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:27, archived)

Good evening
COCK ALL OF THE OFF!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:27, archived)

oh come on
I only want a free iPod...
I'm a poor student, I cant afford to buy one
*sobs*
(martinrs, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:29, archived)

Get a better mp3 player than an iPod.

( ArthurTheRat, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:29, archived)

but
there isn't a ZENgrab.com
(martinrs, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:30, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/701830
( ArthurTheRat, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:31, archived)

Nothing wrong with iPods.

( Malchick, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:31, archived)

apart from the battery life

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:32, archived)

This
I've got one, doesn't last half as long as they say it should
( ArthurTheRat, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:34, archived)

Mine should last 15 hours
And went for over 16 hours after a full charge.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:37, archived)

And I have the same one as Becky.

( Malchick, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:42, archived)

I've not had a single problem yet with mine.

( Malchick, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:34, archived)

And it's Apple

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:35, archived)

This I do feel some shame for.

( Malchick, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:36, archived)

Apart from the sound quality

( newg rum n coke, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:34, archived)

It sounds fine to me...
I had 2 Creative Zen Xtras before I got my iPod, and I can't discern any real difference between them. The only thing I would say is that the equalisers are a little weak on the iPod, but that's not really a huge thing.
( Malchick, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:38, archived)

You want the Rio Karma
Comes as standard with a pair of sennheiser MX300's

Sound quality is the dogs danglies
( newg rum n coke, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:39, archived)

But the thing is
I don't really care.
( Malchick, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:44, archived)

This so much it hurts!

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:31, archived)

Get a fucking job then.

( Dobsky, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:29, archived)

I have a job
but i have to run a car
(martinrs, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:30, archived)

..
If you have a car, drive, dickhead!
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:32, archived)

I do drive...
but I need a Mp3 player so I can blast some kick-ass rock out of my windows to piss of chavs...
You see there is reasoning in my shocking post!!!
(martinrs, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:34, archived)

somehow i manage to get by
with cassettes.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:35, archived)

well i have cd's
but its difficult having to transport 300 albums around with me...
(martinrs, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:37, archived)

You listen to them all at once?
You are more retarded than a vole in speedos...
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:38, archived)

This.
My mere 100 or so albums last for 4 full days, and I could happily fit 50 or so in a car if I really wanted.
( Malchick, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:41, archived)

How long do you spend in the car?
Fucking hell...
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:50, archived)

stop complaining then
you dirty poo-faced fanny-flap.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:38, archived)

Could always put the radio/tape/cd player on...
You piss chavs? You deserve rabies.
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:36, archived)

heh
You can get iPods for free much easier than that stupid scheme!

Clicky!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:36, archived)

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spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam, spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam, spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam, spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam, spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,
( Ibstock, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:38, archived)

Beefs,Beefs,Beefs,Beefs,Beefs,Beefs,Beefs,Beefs,
Beefs,Beefs,Beefs,Beefs,Beefs,Beefs,Beefs,Beefs,
Beefs,Beefs,Beefs,Beefs,Beefs,Beefs,Beefs,Beefs,
Beefs,Beefs,Beefs,Beefs,Beefs,Beefs,Beefs,Beefs,
Beefs,Beefs,Beefs,Beefs,Beefs,Beefs,Beefs,Beefs,
Beefs,Beefs,Beefs,Beefs,Beefs,Beefs,Beefs,Beefs,
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Tue 16 Aug 2005, 0:12, archived)

arf!!
and stop falling for pyramid schemes
you muppet!!
( Ibstock, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:31, archived)

You can do better than
a stupid iPod.

It doesn't help that that is severe glasscock-spam.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:30, archived)

Spamcock?

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:33, archived)

But I have one already.
Go away, silly person.
( Malchick, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:28, archived)

*smashes head against wall*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:28, archived)

that one in particular? no
hundreds of others exactally the same... yes.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:30, archived)

Elfroid detects...
You have a large cock up your arse. Go scoop it out with a rusty chainsaw, then lick everything clean, you cockmunching arsewank!
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:31, archived)

Exclamation fucking marks
cancel out the value of any insult that precedes them.
If that had a full stop on the end, it would be a fucking fantastic insult.
( Comma, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:36, archived)

Bugger...
Well, I know for next time. Thanks, miss.
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 23:37, archived)