Yup, it's inflexible and can be pointlessly complicated.
Luckily, I'm here!
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:43, archived)

are you a rapist as well then?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:54, archived)

*recommences smashing head on keyboard*

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:56, archived)

I like the 99 day rule
if you stab someone, but they take more than 99 days to die, then you can't be charged with murder
why 99 days?
why not
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:13, archived)

It's a year
+ a day
Now defunct
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:17, archived)

*googles*
so it is, though it scarsely less arbitrary
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:23, archived)