How do you feel now we all know binky is a rapist?
Personally, I'm not shocked, just disappointed.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:51, archived)

I'm slightly aroused and waiting my turn

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:52, archived)

I'M FIRST.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:12, archived)

Did you know...
that, legally speaking, a woman cannot rape another woman?

/borings

Edit: Binky if you are still there I'd like some more free music plz
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:19, archived)

why?
Is it summat to do with definition of rape?
( jenpots, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:22, archived)

Yeah
The main points is that it has to be a man's junk doing the penetrating. And that it's without consent of course.

If a woman does it to another woman it's just sexual assault. I say 'just', but it's still bloody 'orrible. Unless they're fit. Then it's okay
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:25, archived)

Well that's just rubbish. The law is wrong.

( jenpots, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:36, archived)

Yup, it's inflexible and can be pointlessly complicated.
Luckily, I'm here!
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:43, archived)

are you a rapist as well then?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:54, archived)

*recommences smashing head on keyboard*

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:56, archived)

I like the 99 day rule
if you stab someone, but they take more than 99 days to die, then you can't be charged with murder
why 99 days?
why not
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:13, archived)

It's a year
+ a day
Now defunct
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:17, archived)

*googles*
so it is, though it scarsely less arbitrary
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:23, archived)

Do you want to show the court where the lady touched you using this doll?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:48, archived)

*inflates*

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:50, archived)

I heard that's because Queen Victoria was a massive lesbian rapist

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:16, archived)

Your wife is hot

(__, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:53, archived)

My wife lives with me with our children.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:57, archived)

BACK OF THE NET!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:57, archived)

*guilty snigger*

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:59, archived)

:(

(DefinitelyNOTAmorousBadgerOhNo, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:58, archived)

I'm generally against false accusations of rape on the internet.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:53, archived)

Even if it's Sexface?

(__, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:54, archived)

I'm assured it is preferable to true accusations of rape.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:54, archived)

I've just sent an email to someone called Viktoriya
for fuck's sake
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:55, archived)

DON'T TELL BINKY.
TWAT-CHAV-NAMES MAKE HER RAPEY.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:56, archived)

BRING IT ON

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:57, archived)

bring on the rape
i'd like to tape
the binky rape
of anthropomorphised apes
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:59, archived)

My missus has a job that means she has to deal face to face with spastics like this
And your name please? Amy Smith. Thanks. Oh sorry, A.I.Y.M.I.E.É.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:58, archived)

I get a lot of retards emailing me in the night
as it's US time then. The sensible emails come in the day.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:02, archived)

She does reception at a doctor's surgery sometimes
Some of these cunts don't even know how to spell their own names, seriously. And then there's the Polish dudes who come to register and say they're called Michael but you spell it Bwlydphyx.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:05, archived)

That just begs to be said in a chavvy accent
A FUCKIN' TOLD YOU OW TO SPELL IT. VIK. TOR. EE. YAH.
( moohalaa, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:59, archived)

Moooooooooooooooooo

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:02, archived)

Spooongolooooon
I'm doing afternoons this week because I'm still mental. Mmm. Valium.
( moohalaa, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:02, archived)

Niiiiice
ignore those fuckers at work - hopefully you'll get moved somewhere where people actually talk to each other.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:03, archived)

I bloody hope so. I'd wipe old people's arses instead of the job I have now.

( moohalaa, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:05, archived)

see if bogus official is hiring

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:07, archived)

:(

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:24, archived)

Patryk
*head in hands*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:19, archived)

oh what

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:21, archived)

Hmmmm
that's a Polish way of spelling Patrick. Patrick's an English way of spelling Patricius. Stupid English people changing spellings, eh.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:14, archived)

chances are she is foreign or her parents are dull. don't blame her.

( sleepybinky, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:21, archived)

Dull probably
she couldn't spell either
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:28, archived)

Ms Binky!
Do you have any more music?
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:28, archived)

MORE music what is this? i would never share music dontchaknow.
what music?
( sleepybinky, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:29, archived)

*shrugs* Didn't think that far really.
Just....more o.O


edit: Ooh, more Mr Scruff if possible
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:31, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfR8LA8c41Y
( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:42, archived)

That's actually what got me onto Mr Scruff :D

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:49, archived)

i dont have any more mr scruff. if you like it i suggest forking out, keep him in a job :P

( sleepybinky, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:48, archived)

ask for some for christmas form yopur beloved family and frisbuddies

( sleepybinky, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:48, archived)

Okay :(
Alternative Binkymusicsuggestions welcome too
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:51, archived)

His recorded stuff is a bit so-so, I reckon.
But I saw him live last month, possibly the best gig I've been to this year. If he's playing near you, go.
(MooCow_Byter, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:41, archived)

Plus you can get a lovely cup of tea at his shows.

(MooCow_Byter, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:45, archived)

this, so hard.
the best night i have ever had out in barnstaple when he came here. i broke my mr scruff mug last week, sad times :(
( sleepybinky, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 14:00, archived)

What is she, a Russian chav or something?

( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:43, archived)

Internet seems to think it's an acceptable Russian name
so yeah, that.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:08, archived)

I'm appalled to hear of Friz's rape conviction
not only did he get that poor girl up the duff and run away, but he took her by force!

The massive faced rapist.
( moohalaa, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:58, archived)

I heard he fucked alter boys while he was head of the catholic church.
The filthy papist rapist
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:59, archived)

You know friz right, well you know the popular website FaceBook
he can't have a profile on that, he's had to make his own website and it's called, get this, FaceLibrary.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:00, archived)

Boom
:D
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:01, archived)

You know Friz, right
there's a poster of him on a billboard on the London Underground with a glum face
and it says DUREX underneath and lots of people see it and remember to buy Durex.
( moohalaa, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:01, archived)

You know Friz, right,
the CSA got in contact with him. Not just because he abandoned his child, but also because they want to use his face to protect children from rain. ALL the children. In the world and that. Including baby elephants.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:03, archived)

*applause*

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:01, archived)

haha, that's not bad

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:04, archived)

This is new information
I shall have to amend fatfaced.co.cc/ to reflect his rapist status
( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:00, archived)

I was shocked
then turned on
then shocked
then turned on
then shocked again


I should take these electrodes off my balls
(thediscokingpin, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:49, archived)

Oh North Korea, just drop it

( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:55, archived)

Hungry and tired

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:07, archived)

Elated
thanks for asking.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:10, archived)

i feel like a curry

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:15, archived)

Greasy and smelly?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:17, archived)

no, people like me when they're drunk but afterwards I give them the shits

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:27, archived)

The holly and the ivy, when they are both full grown
of all the trees that are in the wood the Holly bears the crown


*FACT*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:20, archived)