It has a strawberry birthmark on the bell end in a sort of kidney shape.
I doubt it tastes of either strawberries or kidney though.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:30, archived)

Kidneys can taste of piss.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:31, archived)

Pissy spunkulous cottage (as Wormulus so rightly pointed out) cheese.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:36, archived)