they're the ones that picnicking soldiers leave behind when they visit the Free Range for target practice
some canny fellow gathers them all up and sells them on, like used golf balls.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:29, archived)

Can you play golf with food?
One of the television highlights of ... whatever year that was.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:30, archived)

You see that rambling? That absent-minded drivelling?
You've just turned into your own Dad
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:35, archived)

What the fuck is that?
Just what the fuck. The fuck. Is that?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:39, archived)

What's your problem?
It's just an Australian in a pink suit hitting cakes at his audience with a golf club.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:43, archived)

No.
What it is, right, what it fucking is, is an Australian in a pink suit recreating the original TFI Friday. In a pink suit.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:45, archived)