They're on their arse, Plixis..
You can't beat an egg. ROFFLE.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:41, archived)

We beat Chelsea like an omelette last month.
I reckon our boys can do your boys up the arse, they'll be spunk in the terraces come next wednesday
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:47, archived)

you beat your dinner up?

( CowJam, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:48, archived)

i'm making this up as I go along, basically, if you use generic homosexual related words in a football context you can sound as if you know what you're talking about
for example

Arsenal spunked all over Wigan
youtu.be/oIvkyFDCU9o

throw in the words 'Season' and 'ref', you're an instant expert

I've been doing this for about a year, no one noticed, much lool
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:51, archived)

Nice

( CowJam, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:05, archived)

I noticed. I thought it was great.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:06, archived)

did you see the Arsenal match?
they proper barebacked the ref while eleven of Man City's finest chucked their much into the linesman's mouth.
AND it was offside.

*sips Stella in a shit pub somewhere*
( moohalaa, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:15, archived)

voulez-moo
spotify:track:6roDcltHtqkI0RiG2AGZKm (Voulez Vous by Erasure)

b-side
spotify:track:4wZOmbYApgoF2zD9IHznDD (Voulez-Vous by Abba)

and then
spotify:track:0f4FdMaOUjxGBZ4djEAgE3 (Sometimes by Erasure)

spotify:track:4LkjC23inzEkWtsJzs5t2v (Get Up - Explicit Version by 50 Cent)
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)