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I bet she's the type of homely mum who, when you come in, says
"ooooh, so you're Grrrmachine, little Wombat talks about you sooooo much!" while he's there saying "oh Muuuuu-uuu-uuuum!"
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)
Then she overdoes it on the cooking sherry and tries it on. Cue MW walking in at the worst possible moment.
'Oh muuuuum, not again!'
*comedy trombone*
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:20, archived)
I wouldn't mind a quick comedy tromboning off MW's mum

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)
We shouldn't bully her, really.
She must be a fucking saint to put up with him.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)
Who's bullying?
I just want MW's mum to flick her tongue over my anus whilst rubbing my penis, is that too much to ask?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)