A secret keyboard shortcut, known only by me, that turns off the internet for half an hour,
forcing people to go outside for a bit.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:53, archived)

Make it during the day.
Get them into direct sunlight for a bit.
These people are like failed goths. They're the sweaty, older goth. It's just they don't hang out with girls of sixteen and under.
Any girls, in fact.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:55, archived)

Actually, fuck that idea.
I'm putting the internet on a photocell and an inverter or something, so it won't work during daylight hours.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)