NoMoreWhales.A concept I have where fatty fatty boom boom threads are automatically hidden. From the eyes of people who don't wish to be bogged down with chubbers 'net.
What enhancements do you envisage in internet 2.0?
No food. No tantrums.
Cheers.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:51,
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Everyone is funny(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:52,
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I thought we'd already had internet 2.0?I'm waiting for 3.0 where they put porn on every page.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:52,
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The Big Society won't stand for itit's going to be chastity-a-go-go from now on, apparently.
They've even gone so far as to bring in a bloke from the Mothers' Union.
Let's examine that. A bloke is the CEO of the Mothers' Union. That's quite fucked up, really.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:06,
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Ah, right. He seems to be a proper twat.
This has nothing whatsoever to do with any sexual preference he may have - for all we know, he might have 17 kids and two mistresses on the go - but it does seem a bit fucking strange that the MU have a bloke in charge.
Just saying, like.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:18,
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Or maybe he's just worked his way into a position where he's surrounded by women that he knows will put out.Smart fellow.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:08,
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I'm not knocking his initiativejust saying that it seems a bit daft.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:10,
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Agreed.How are you, lovely wynoh? I see that you have a new job. Congratulations! What is it?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:21,
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I happen to be working in a wine shop.Surprising, I know.
How's your awesome self, aaAaaAAaaAaRRRRRrrdvaAAAaaaAAaaAaArrrrRRrrk!!!!!!!!!!!!
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:22,
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My awesome self is awesome!I am driving to Mongolia next month. For charity. I am actually starting to shit myself a little bit about it now, even though I've been planning it for a year.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:25,
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If it's in that MicraI'd be shitting myself, too.
:D
gaz me donation details
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:30,
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are you going to throw a sheet over the car and sleep under it during the nightand suckle from its teats when your canteens run dry?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:40,
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I'm hoping it won't come to thatbut possibly. :(
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:41,
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JUST DONT DIE(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:44,
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I won't!Not when I have all the lovely people here to come back to. :)
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:49,
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Bet there'll be lots of not-so-subtle Army adverts though.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:11,
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internets != websvery different.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 6:07,
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I'd like an app for facebook that lets me give people electric shocks.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:52,
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A secret keyboard shortcut, known only by me, that turns off the internet for half an hour,forcing people to go outside for a bit.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:53,
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Make it during the day.Get them into direct sunlight for a bit.
These people are like failed goths. They're the sweaty, older goth. It's just they don't hang out with girls of sixteen and under.
Any girls, in fact.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:55,
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Actually, fuck that idea.I'm putting the internet on a photocell and an inverter or something, so it won't work during daylight hours.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:56,
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Something that stops me harping on about fucking breadI'm going to bed. Wuv woo all xxxxxxx
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:54,
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This'll fall under the no food rule.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:55,
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night night sugar tits.(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:57,
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there was much discussion at work about how to make the best bread,i can not escape talk about bread
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 1:45,
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i'd like a warning light telling me when a moron is about to postso i can get in there and start a new thread. although i'm concerned i might set off my own alarm
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:55,
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She looks like the kind of girl you could turn around on her back and she'll still look like a boy.I can dig that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:57,
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Have we gone back in time and you're talking about Kersal again?(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:58,
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all the new posts would be dragged onto my screen by the bonzi buddy ape(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:58,
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You fucking monster./ac
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:59,
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All searches should be done in the form of a long-winded question through AskJeeves circa 1998. I fucking hate progress.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:04,
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Dear Jeeves, where are the fannies?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:05,
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Hello Jeeves, how are you? I hope you are well. Please could you show me some cute videos of kittens? Thanks loads. Lots of love, Aardvark.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:06,
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I'd like to see each search begin with:"HERE, TARQUIN....."
Promoting gentlemen on the internet.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:06,
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Dear Jeeveswhere can I get a blue rinse next Wednesday at half 3 in the afternoon. For £3. Thanks.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:14,
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every 30 minutes your monitor turns into a mirrorso that you can stare at your reflection and wonder what you are doing with your life
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:09,
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I like this.Or worryingly, SexFace watches himself have a hand shandy.
:(
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:16,
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it'd be wanker's roulette, but he'd be hoping he got a picture of himself at the crucial moment
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vladimir, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:18,
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FOOOOOODTHREADYEAHwww.ocado.com/cmscontent/recipe_image_large/56651.jpg
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vladimir, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:24,
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I would like thatI could check my hair still looks ok without getting up.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:19,
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Every site should have a Wax on/Wax off mode(
executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:22,
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The protein research screensaver actually cures cancer(
executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:59,
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Whose this "I"?(
Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 6:56,
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