cant run the marathon without training
or stretch the arsehole without straining
(Janet is a fat mess and she smells of plop, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 21:56, archived)

strain?
why would you strange? just stick it in and pump it up.... and relax...
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)