This time last year when then fair was in the park up the road I went to buy a bottle of wine from the offie
The delightful children of the people running the fair decided they wanted my phone. I didn't have it, but I did have a bottle of wine so I offered it to the head of the chief protagonist, this attracted a further ten or so yoofs with lumps of wood and stone. So I legged it.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:20, archived)