I'll pop a pie in the post.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:37, archived)

Silly silly Balders
You cannot post a pie!
You'll mess up the post box
and make the Postie cry

You ought to put it in a box
then whack it in the boot
then drive all the way to Mongy's house
and push it up his chute
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:44, archived)