You'll never make my music
Look any shitter than it is
I've done that job already
By being a talentless prick with all fat and loser.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:45, archived)

Oh lovely little Balders
Your music's not THAT bad
You have a lot more talent
Than Miley Cyrus' Dad

Except when he sings a song
called achy braky heart
You would respond with your own composition
CHIN CATS EGGS BUM FART!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)