i think i might go up the juicer

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:53, archived)

I don't fancy a fanny
I won't plug a pooper
Instead, I think
I'll go up the juicer
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)

I'm 'working from home' this afternoon
I'll be in the pub in 20 mins
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:55, archived)

i'm off work due to stuff and that

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)

Funnily enough
I'm on the sick and it would be churlish of me not to make best use of my illness and imminent recovery.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)

Bogus was sick
But being a man
He went to the pub
To drink babycham
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:04, archived)

Outrageous slur!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)

yeah yeah, babycham official

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)